I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


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Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:41:23 pm PDT #3552 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Never watched Tuck Everlasting. But I heard it sucked. Ella got decent reviews, and had lots of moments of laugh-at-loud Shrek-like self-mockery that made the entire experience really worthwhile. Stone escalators. And a random song-and-dance routine - Anne Hathaway apparently can sing pretty durn well as well. Plus, some interview says she has a hard time getting guys to hit on her.

Hey, P-C, wanna come to L.A. and go hang out in bars looking for a chance to casually hit on her? It'll be fun! You can make her laugh and then I can make her... umm... hmm. Maybe I should go alone.

ETA: though speaking of Alexis Bleidel (and Teen-Girl!NovaChild), very excited about Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.


Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2004 12:45:11 pm PDT #3553 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, P-C, wanna come to L.A. and go hang out in bars looking for a chance to casually hit on her? It'll be fun! You can make her laugh and then I can make her... umm... hmm. Maybe I should go alone.

Let's do it, man. I mean, I already have a little practice, as I ran across this girl on the cruise who looked a lot like Anne Hathaway. I can make her laugh, but I'll need you, since I'm the Straight Man. You can be the Guy Who's Not the Straight Man. I forget what he's called.

ETA: though speaking of Alexis Bleidel (and Teen-Girl!NovaChild), very excited about Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel? You're gonna freak.


Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:46:15 pm PDT #3554 of 10001
Hey. New board.

You can be the Guy Who's Not the Straight Man. I forget what he's called.

Hopefully, Guy Who Gets in the Audience's Pants.


§ ita § - Sep 05, 2004 12:46:45 pm PDT #3555 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not The Gay Guy?


Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2004 12:48:01 pm PDT #3556 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hopefully, Guy Who Gets in the Audience's Pants.

Crap, that leaves me to be Guy Who Gets Stuck Holding the Belt.


Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:48:26 pm PDT #3557 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel? You're gonna freak.

Strangely enough, this isn't the (sole) reason. The book made me cry in 15 different directions. There were tears EVERYWHERE.

Um...this is a good thing. Really.

Not The Gay Guy?

Well, let's hope SHE doesn't interpret it that way. That'd be just a little counter-productive.

Guy Who Gets Stuck Holding the Belt

Well, she did mention something about friends in the interview. And them being with her when she went out. Maybe we'll both get lucky.


Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2004 12:53:11 pm PDT #3558 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And them being with her when she went out. Maybe we'll both get lucky.

Holding that belt may paint me the wrong way, though, especially if we talk about how I recently saw Secretary.


Gris - Sep 05, 2004 12:54:19 pm PDT #3559 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Who says that's the wrong way?

t sly wink

ETA: Gah! and Larger Gah! Totally worth the effort.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 05, 2004 1:19:23 pm PDT #3560 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Maybe the first Nightmare on Elm Street, edited

Ah, so you missed Johnny Depp chewed up and spit out by the bed then?


Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2004 1:31:56 pm PDT #3561 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ah, so you missed Johnny Depp chewed up and spit out by the bed then?

See, I'm not sure how you could even air a movie like that edited, so I think they must have left all but the most graphic parts out. I think I remember the bed and the blood and all the scratches and whatnot.

Gah! and Larger Gah! Totally worth the effort.

She's wearing a lot of makeup in those pictures. I didn't realize her lips were so...lippy.