You can be the Guy Who's Not the Straight Man. I forget what he's called.
Hopefully, Guy Who Gets in the Audience's Pants.
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You can be the Guy Who's Not the Straight Man. I forget what he's called.
Hopefully, Guy Who Gets in the Audience's Pants.
Not The Gay Guy?
Hopefully, Guy Who Gets in the Audience's Pants.
Crap, that leaves me to be Guy Who Gets Stuck Holding the Belt.
Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel? You're gonna freak.
Strangely enough, this isn't the (sole) reason. The book made me cry in 15 different directions. There were tears EVERYWHERE.
Um...this is a good thing. Really.
Not The Gay Guy?
Well, let's hope SHE doesn't interpret it that way. That'd be just a little counter-productive.
Guy Who Gets Stuck Holding the Belt
Well, she did mention something about friends in the interview. And them being with her when she went out. Maybe we'll both get lucky.
And them being with her when she went out. Maybe we'll both get lucky.
Holding that belt may paint me the wrong way, though, especially if we talk about how I recently saw Secretary.
Maybe the first Nightmare on Elm Street, edited
Ah, so you missed Johnny Depp chewed up and spit out by the bed then?
Ah, so you missed Johnny Depp chewed up and spit out by the bed then?
See, I'm not sure how you could even air a movie like that edited, so I think they must have left all but the most graphic parts out. I think I remember the bed and the blood and all the scratches and whatnot.
Gah! and Larger Gah! Totally worth the effort.
She's wearing a lot of makeup in those pictures. I didn't realize her lips were so...lippy.
I didn't realize her lips were so...lippy.
You don't like the lippy lips, you hold the belt. It works out fine.
You don't like the lippy lips, you hold the belt.
Oh, the lips are fine. They're calling to me.
I never saw The Princess Diaries cause I was kind of morally opposed to yet another "Let's give a pretty girl bad hair and glasses, and then make her pretty again, which will solve all her character's problems, ever!" movie. Though I still haven't seen She's All That, and I want to, because it kicked off the teen movie trend of the last however many years. (Not that teen movies haven't been around forever, but it started a new wave, if I recall.)