Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

'Shindig'


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JZ - Aug 04, 2004 12:01:54 pm PDT #2099 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm pretty sure they only let Brits play Bond.

Pffft. As Teppy points out, men who were indeed Brits but decidedly not English have played Bond (the first Bond was a Scot, dammit!), and AD is half-English, or anyhow spent his formative years actually in England.

Not that I think he has a chance in hell of even being considered (though he would rock so very hard at it).


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 12:03:11 pm PDT #2100 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pierce is Irish, and would probably be more taken aback than Lazenby by the mis-ID. [edit: though it looks like JZ is saying he is a Brit]


Consuela - Aug 04, 2004 12:18:07 pm PDT #2101 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Worst spy ever!

Actually, I meant wassname. The black guy. Whose name on the show escapes me. Not Tom, not Harry. Zoe's flatmate. Why can't I remember his name?

We need more Spooks. A&E should rerun the episodes they already have.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 12:23:14 pm PDT #2102 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whose name on the show escapes me.

Danny?

Jessica -- I'd been sure that Great Britain was the island itself, and the United Kingdom was GB and Northern Ireland. And that if you called an Irish person British it's like calling a Scottish person English.


Burrell - Aug 04, 2004 12:28:56 pm PDT #2103 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

David Oyelowo

He is so much hotter than the other guy.


beekaytee - Aug 04, 2004 12:29:47 pm PDT #2104 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I want my Bond with more quirk and more shirtless. Less veneer.

Jason Statham.

Daniel Craig.

IJS.

Why do the great character actors get overlooked for these franchises?

eta: a typo that was only funny to me. Hmph.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 12:32:45 pm PDT #2105 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He is so much hotter than the other guy.

Oh, yeah.

If Clive Owen is considered too workmanlike for Bond, I can't see Statham doing any better -- he's rugged with muscles wedged into his crags.

Maybe you're looking for Xander from XXX?


Sean K - Aug 04, 2004 12:44:20 pm PDT #2106 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I can't see Statham doing any better -- he's rugged with muscles wedged into his crags.

Statham would totally be the London thug version of Bond.

I'd watch his Bond movies a LOT.


beekaytee - Aug 04, 2004 12:45:10 pm PDT #2107 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Gack. Snickle.

Um. No.

I can't believe I actually saw XXX in the theatre.

But, now that you mention it, that Marton Csokas is awfully droolworthy.

eta: and DAMN!


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 12:46:31 pm PDT #2108 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm glad I saw XXX in the theatre. Because his shoulders deserved that magnification.

I think Statham's Bond would do more grunting than smooth-talking.