David Oyelowo
He is so much hotter than the other guy.
It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.
River ,'Objects In Space'
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Burrell - Aug 04, 2004 12:28:56 pm PDT #2103 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
beekaytee - Aug 04, 2004 12:29:47 pm PDT #2104 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I want my Bond with more quirk and more shirtless. Less veneer.
Jason Statham.
Daniel Craig.
IJS.
Why do the great character actors get overlooked for these franchises?
eta: a typo that was only funny to me. Hmph.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 12:32:45 pm PDT #2105 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He is so much hotter than the other guy.
Oh, yeah.
If Clive Owen is considered too workmanlike for Bond, I can't see Statham doing any better -- he's rugged with muscles wedged into his crags.
Maybe you're looking for Xander from XXX?
Sean K - Aug 04, 2004 12:44:20 pm PDT #2106 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I can't see Statham doing any better -- he's rugged with muscles wedged into his crags.
Statham would totally be the London thug version of Bond.
I'd watch his Bond movies a LOT.
beekaytee - Aug 04, 2004 12:45:10 pm PDT #2107 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Gack. Snickle.
Um. No.
I can't believe I actually saw XXX in the theatre.
But, now that you mention it, that Marton Csokas is awfully droolworthy.
eta: and DAMN!
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 12:46:31 pm PDT #2108 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm glad I saw XXX in the theatre. Because his shoulders deserved that magnification.
I think Statham's Bond would do more grunting than smooth-talking.
beekaytee - Aug 04, 2004 12:48:54 pm PDT #2109 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I think Statham's Bond would do more grunting than smooth-talking.
And that's bad because...?
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 12:51:16 pm PDT #2110 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And that's bad because...?
Because that's a different franchise.
Consuela - Aug 04, 2004 12:52:46 pm PDT #2111 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Danny, yes! Danny is THE HOTT.
Tom angsts nicely, but Danny is way hotter.
beekaytee - Aug 04, 2004 12:54:27 pm PDT #2112 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Gotta run off to work but that Marton photo is making me swoony.
Must. Focus.