Roll call:

Clive Owen: Neutral. I've seen him in two movies and one of the BMW thingies, and he's never stuck to my brain.

Tobey Maguire: Odd-looking, yet strangely appealing.

Jake Gyllenhall: Neutral-to-attractive.

Matt Damon: Ditto.

James Franco: Looks genetically engineered -- too perfect to be hot.

Colin Firth: HOT. Teppy, you might just need to see a movie with him to get it.

Colin Farrell: Pretty enough to make me watch Phone Booth AND The Recruit. Skanky IRL.

Guy Pearce: Very, VERY pretty.

And, of course:

Drew Fuller: The prettiest, and all mine.

I thought Damon was incredibly hot as Will Hunting, but not as much since. Maybe I just want a working-class hero.

I wouldn't kick Matt Damon out of bed.

Except to do him on the floor.

James Franco: Looks genetically engineered -- too perfect to be hot.

Does the short thing help?

Maybe I just want a working-class hero.

Bourne's kinda middle class.

Rumour has it that Brosnan's out as Bond. I think the Orlando as young Bond rumours are dumb. I much prefer the Bana ones, but appreciate he's maybe a little too...something really delicious for the role.

erika, maybe you just want a working-class hero with a Secret Pain. Unless you take into account his secret pain, Will Hunting is kind of a putz.

I like Matt Damon a lot, but more I think for his smarts than for his pretty face. For one thing, at the rate he is aging his face will no longer be pretty by the time I am 30. It is the smoking, I think.

It really sounds like Bloom's PR peeps are working in overdrive.

Bourne rocks my world.

It really sounds like Bloom's PR peeps are working in overdrive.

But why? Isn't he the most employed yet strangely untested actor of the moment? Doesn't he ever sleep?

Bourne rocks my world.

He has a krav pragmaticism to him that I cleave unto, despite my issues with the whole not-like-the-book thing.

Well, yeah, Nutty, duh! But that kind of sounds like I can't work the suicide hotline cause I'd find it a turn-on. And I don't know how I feel about that. At least in public... Jesus. Tim Bayliss has ruined me.

But that kind of sounds like I can't work the suicide hotline cause I'd find it a turn-on.

Ha ha ha! I knew I could guess your kink.

He has a krav pragmaticism to him that I cleave unto

Is there a special training level of krav that deals with how to kill your opponent with a pen, or a rolled-up magazine? He is second only to MacGyver in his improvisational hoodoo.

Is there a special training level of krav that deals with how to kill your opponent with a pen, or a rolled-up magazine?

Nope. It's part of the foundation stone philosophy of kicking ass. Give them the building blocks, and the extrapolations will come.