They're remaking My Bodyguard.
This is just wrong, unless they can find another batch of unknowns to match the original film--Matt Damon, Adam Baldwin, and Joan Cusack, with cameos by George Wendt and Tim Kazurinsky.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
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Kathy A - Jul 28, 2004 12:29:57 pm PDT #1516 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
sumi - Jul 28, 2004 12:32:43 pm PDT #1517 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Kathy -- you mean Matt Dillon, right? Not Matt Damon?
bon bon - Jul 28, 2004 12:35:31 pm PDT #1518 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It really sounds like Bloom's PR peeps are working in overdrive.
But why? Isn't he the most employed yet strangely untested actor of the moment?
The question contains its own answer.
It's interesting that the idea behind Bourne's uncanny McGuyver ability is that he notices everything, while the audience is simultaneously kept from noticing anything.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 12:38:05 pm PDT #1519 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The question contains its own answer.
No, I'm just wondering what they've done in the past six months to earn their living. He seems to be the perpetual motion machine of the industry.
And as with all of those so far ... let's see what scrutiny shows.
At least he's pretty.
ita likes pretty.
A lot.
erikaj - Jul 28, 2004 12:42:38 pm PDT #1520 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I like pretty, but the first Bourne was not with the sense-making. It was a good time, and Franka gave herself a haircut. And, Jeez, Nutty, I wasn't serious...Hec's here. If that gets in my file, I may never see a man who smiles again.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2004 12:59:06 pm PDT #1521 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It was a good time, and Franka gave herself a haircut.
Matt did the honors with the scissors.
And, Jeez, Nutty, I wasn't serious...Hec's here. If that gets in my file, I may never see a man who smiles again.
Note to erika's file: Death for smoochies
evil jimi - Jul 28, 2004 1:01:20 pm PDT #1522 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
IMDB lists Tobey Maguire as 5'8" and Sara Gilbert as 5'3"
Compare and contrast: Sara Gilbert and Tobey Maguire
Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 1:04:54 pm PDT #1523 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
So if they're lying about their heights, at least they worked out their stories in advance.
Death for smoochies
Weepy men for smoochies, perhaps. Generally speaking, death kind of takes smoochies off the menu, unless erika is WAY more kinky than I think she is.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 1:06:53 pm PDT #1524 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
if they're lying about their heights, at least they worked out their stories in advance.
Or there's just a standard rate of inflation.
What we need to do is stand them next to Colin F. No, not that one, nor that one. And then we'll know precisely how tall they all are.
Lyra Jane - Jul 28, 2004 1:09:15 pm PDT #1525 of 10001
Up with the sun
That's an adorable picture, evil one.
Does the short thing help?
Actually, it makes me like him less, because I would feel like a looming giantess next to him. (I'm 5'5".)