Willow: Happy hunting. Buffy: Wish me monsters.

'Beneath You'


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erikaj - Jul 28, 2004 11:48:40 am PDT #1507 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I thought Damon was incredibly hot as Will Hunting, but not as much since. Maybe I just want a working-class hero.


Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 11:49:46 am PDT #1508 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I wouldn't kick Matt Damon out of bed.

Except to do him on the floor.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 11:56:47 am PDT #1509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

James Franco: Looks genetically engineered -- too perfect to be hot.

Does the short thing help?

Maybe I just want a working-class hero.

Bourne's kinda middle class.

Rumour has it that Brosnan's out as Bond. I think the Orlando as young Bond rumours are dumb. I much prefer the Bana ones, but appreciate he's maybe a little too...something really delicious for the role.


Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 11:57:15 am PDT #1510 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

erika, maybe you just want a working-class hero with a Secret Pain. Unless you take into account his secret pain, Will Hunting is kind of a putz.

I like Matt Damon a lot, but more I think for his smarts than for his pretty face. For one thing, at the rate he is aging his face will no longer be pretty by the time I am 30. It is the smoking, I think.


bon bon - Jul 28, 2004 12:02:53 pm PDT #1511 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It really sounds like Bloom's PR peeps are working in overdrive.

Bourne rocks my world.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 12:04:11 pm PDT #1512 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It really sounds like Bloom's PR peeps are working in overdrive.

But why? Isn't he the most employed yet strangely untested actor of the moment? Doesn't he ever sleep?

Bourne rocks my world.

He has a krav pragmaticism to him that I cleave unto, despite my issues with the whole not-like-the-book thing.


erikaj - Jul 28, 2004 12:04:26 pm PDT #1513 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, yeah, Nutty, duh! But that kind of sounds like I can't work the suicide hotline cause I'd find it a turn-on. And I don't know how I feel about that. At least in public... Jesus. Tim Bayliss has ruined me.


Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 12:26:20 pm PDT #1514 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

But that kind of sounds like I can't work the suicide hotline cause I'd find it a turn-on.

Ha ha ha! I knew I could guess your kink.

He has a krav pragmaticism to him that I cleave unto

Is there a special training level of krav that deals with how to kill your opponent with a pen, or a rolled-up magazine? He is second only to MacGyver in his improvisational hoodoo.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 12:28:26 pm PDT #1515 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is there a special training level of krav that deals with how to kill your opponent with a pen, or a rolled-up magazine?

Nope. It's part of the foundation stone philosophy of kicking ass. Give them the building blocks, and the extrapolations will come.


Kathy A - Jul 28, 2004 12:29:57 pm PDT #1516 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

They're remaking My Bodyguard.

This is just wrong, unless they can find another batch of unknowns to match the original film--Matt Damon, Adam Baldwin, and Joan Cusack, with cameos by George Wendt and Tim Kazurinsky.