I don't think Clive Owen is hot either. And that takes some effort. I think most British actors are hot. So y'all can have the Clive. Of course, I think JF is hot...I had a Pretty and Tormented button installed last year and he trips it more than anybody who's not Timmy.
Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
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erikaj - Jul 28, 2004 11:19:49 am PDT #1504 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 11:22:04 am PDT #1505 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's our biggest hero-in-your-face celebrity, daytime metaphor for all us
FF? Really? I thought they were kind of ... stuffy, until Ultimate. And even then...
Lyra Jane - Jul 28, 2004 11:40:04 am PDT #1506 of 10001
Up with the sun
Roll call:
Clive Owen: Neutral. I've seen him in two movies and one of the BMW thingies, and he's never stuck to my brain.
Tobey Maguire: Odd-looking, yet strangely appealing.
Jake Gyllenhall: Neutral-to-attractive.
Matt Damon: Ditto.
James Franco: Looks genetically engineered -- too perfect to be hot.
Colin Firth: HOT. Teppy, you might just need to see a movie with him to get it.
Colin Farrell: Pretty enough to make me watch Phone Booth AND The Recruit. Skanky IRL.
Guy Pearce: Very, VERY pretty.
And, of course:
Drew Fuller: The prettiest, and all mine.
erikaj - Jul 28, 2004 11:48:40 am PDT #1507 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I thought Damon was incredibly hot as Will Hunting, but not as much since. Maybe I just want a working-class hero.
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 11:49:46 am PDT #1508 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I wouldn't kick Matt Damon out of bed.
Except to do him on the floor.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 11:56:47 am PDT #1509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
James Franco: Looks genetically engineered -- too perfect to be hot.
Does the short thing help?
Maybe I just want a working-class hero.
Bourne's kinda middle class.
Rumour has it that Brosnan's out as Bond. I think the Orlando as young Bond rumours are dumb. I much prefer the Bana ones, but appreciate he's maybe a little too...something really delicious for the role.
Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 11:57:15 am PDT #1510 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
erika, maybe you just want a working-class hero with a Secret Pain. Unless you take into account his secret pain, Will Hunting is kind of a putz.
I like Matt Damon a lot, but more I think for his smarts than for his pretty face. For one thing, at the rate he is aging his face will no longer be pretty by the time I am 30. It is the smoking, I think.
bon bon - Jul 28, 2004 12:02:53 pm PDT #1511 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It really sounds like Bloom's PR peeps are working in overdrive.
Bourne rocks my world.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 12:04:11 pm PDT #1512 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It really sounds like Bloom's PR peeps are working in overdrive.
But why? Isn't he the most employed yet strangely untested actor of the moment? Doesn't he ever sleep?
Bourne rocks my world.
He has a krav pragmaticism to him that I cleave unto, despite my issues with the whole not-like-the-book thing.
erikaj - Jul 28, 2004 12:04:26 pm PDT #1513 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, yeah, Nutty, duh! But that kind of sounds like I can't work the suicide hotline cause I'd find it a turn-on. And I don't know how I feel about that. At least in public... Jesus. Tim Bayliss has ruined me.