Better still:
"The shed was my favourite bit. The monsters, incidentally - and I have difficulty even typing this without giggling - the monsters are actually the Village Elders in homemade monster suits. "
And in fact:
"They keep the monster suits in The Shed Which We Do Not Go Into. "
Huh. This might be worth seeing even though I'm spoiled.
Maybe when it hits the cheapie theaters.
Oh dear.
I should also note that
this has to be the biggest nature preserve in the world, if these poor dumb villagers never see airplanes far overhead, never find trash in the woods, and don't get muscled in on by illegal loggers. Actually, wait -- this whole movie is a live-action Ferngully, isn't it??
Funniest spoilage I've had in a while. Thanks, Jim, and my consolations to your acquaintances who saw the movie unspoiled.
I'm requesting more details. two of them have already self-administered lobotomies, though.
Wow.
Just...wow.
That sounds almost ridiculously bad enough to be a must-see.
On the other hand, I already put myself through Catwoman, why do it again?
On the other hand, I already put myself through Catwoman, why do it again?
To prove to yourself that nothing can be as bad as Catwoman?
By the way, Ty Burr's review of
The Bourne Supremacy,
one of the few summer movies I've actually been anticipating, is pretty good (I mean well-written, but also positive):
[link]
Best line:
Karl Urban of "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Chronicles of Riddick," sporting his third radically different haircut in as many movies
To prove to yourself that nothing can be as bad as Catwoman?
Nah -- Sim0ne, The Messenger, and The League of Extraordinary Gentleman are all on my "worse than Catwoman" list already.
The Village just sounds like it might be really funny.
To prove to yourself that nothing can be as bad as Catwoman?
Admittedly I haven't seen Catwoman but, I don't know, I've seen Daredevil.
That sounds almost ridiculously bad enough to be a must-see.
If it was anyone else I'd consider it, but it's going to be as horrendously pompous and mannered and slow and self-important as Unbreakable or The Sixth Sense. I mean, a Coen bros, Lynch, or early Raimi, or even an Ed Wood would make it unmissable, but Shamalamadingdong is so utterly devoid of wit that it won't even be funny.