Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?

'Selfless'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Nutty - Jul 23, 2004 4:59:33 am PDT #1185 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

By the way, Ty Burr's review of The Bourne Supremacy, one of the few summer movies I've actually been anticipating, is pretty good (I mean well-written, but also positive):

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Best line:

Karl Urban of "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Chronicles of Riddick," sporting his third radically different haircut in as many movies


Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 5:00:31 am PDT #1186 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

To prove to yourself that nothing can be as bad as Catwoman?

Nah -- Sim0ne, The Messenger, and The League of Extraordinary Gentleman are all on my "worse than Catwoman" list already.

The Village just sounds like it might be really funny.


Thomash - Jul 23, 2004 5:01:17 am PDT #1187 of 10001
I have a plan.

To prove to yourself that nothing can be as bad as Catwoman?

Admittedly I haven't seen Catwoman but, I don't know, I've seen Daredevil.


Jim - Jul 23, 2004 5:01:51 am PDT #1188 of 10001
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

That sounds almost ridiculously bad enough to be a must-see.

If it was anyone else I'd consider it, but it's going to be as horrendously pompous and mannered and slow and self-important as Unbreakable or The Sixth Sense. I mean, a Coen bros, Lynch, or early Raimi, or even an Ed Wood would make it unmissable, but Shamalamadingdong is so utterly devoid of wit that it won't even be funny.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 5:04:37 am PDT #1189 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Admittedly I haven't seen Catwoman but, I don't know, I've seen Daredevil.

I'll admit to liking Ben Affleck more than he probably deserves, but no, not even close.

Daredevil was a trainwreck with no plot, but it wasn't painfully unfun to watch. Plus, Colin Farrell.

[eta:

horrendously pompous and mannered and slow and self-important

Yes! Such are the makings of unintentional camp comedy gold! But I think it might be better on DVD where I can mock it out loud.]


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2004 5:05:42 am PDT #1190 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a theater here called "Brew and View" which has tables and pizza and beer and what-not. They show second-run movies. That would be a fun place to see it.

When I saw Scream there an audience member yelled out the ending in the first few minutes of the film.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 5:08:31 am PDT #1191 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's a theater here called "Brew and View" which has tables and pizza and beer and what-not. They show second-run movies. That would be a fun place to see it.

I saw a preview screening of The Blair Witch Project there. It was a bad choice -- between the screen being hung slightly crooked, and the beer & greasy food, I've never been more motion sick in my life.

But I also saw a double bill of South Park and the first Austin Powers there, which was loads of fun.


evil jimi - Jul 23, 2004 5:10:22 am PDT #1192 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Oh man.

Now I understand the need for the viral marketing.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2004 5:11:49 am PDT #1193 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I got motion-sick from The Blair Witch Project. And Dancer in the Dark. Stupid hand-held cameras....


juliana - Jul 23, 2004 5:14:01 am PDT #1194 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I got motion-sick from The Blair Witch Project.

I boycotted that movie, out of sheer crankiness. I lived two blocks away from the local art-house theater at the time, and the line would stretch past our door, filled with obnoxious people. Blech.

Also, the fact that I get seriously motion-sick has made sure I'll never see that movie.

There's a theater here called "Brew and View" which has tables and pizza and beer and what-not. They show second-run movies. That would be a fun place to see it.

Oh, yeah.