I'm requesting more details. two of them have already self-administered lobotomies, though.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
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Jim - Jul 23, 2004 4:54:24 am PDT #1182 of 10001
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 4:55:36 am PDT #1183 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Wow.
Just...wow.
That sounds almost ridiculously bad enough to be a must-see.
On the other hand, I already put myself through Catwoman, why do it again?
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2004 4:57:18 am PDT #1184 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
On the other hand, I already put myself through Catwoman, why do it again?
To prove to yourself that nothing can be as bad as Catwoman?
Nutty - Jul 23, 2004 4:59:33 am PDT #1185 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
By the way, Ty Burr's review of The Bourne Supremacy, one of the few summer movies I've actually been anticipating, is pretty good (I mean well-written, but also positive):
Best line:
Karl Urban of "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Chronicles of Riddick," sporting his third radically different haircut in as many movies
Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 5:00:31 am PDT #1186 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
To prove to yourself that nothing can be as bad as Catwoman?
Nah -- Sim0ne, The Messenger, and The League of Extraordinary Gentleman are all on my "worse than Catwoman" list already.
The Village just sounds like it might be really funny.
Thomash - Jul 23, 2004 5:01:17 am PDT #1187 of 10001
I have a plan.
To prove to yourself that nothing can be as bad as Catwoman?
Admittedly I haven't seen Catwoman but, I don't know, I've seen Daredevil.
Jim - Jul 23, 2004 5:01:51 am PDT #1188 of 10001
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
That sounds almost ridiculously bad enough to be a must-see.
If it was anyone else I'd consider it, but it's going to be as horrendously pompous and mannered and slow and self-important as Unbreakable or The Sixth Sense. I mean, a Coen bros, Lynch, or early Raimi, or even an Ed Wood would make it unmissable, but Shamalamadingdong is so utterly devoid of wit that it won't even be funny.
Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 5:04:37 am PDT #1189 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Admittedly I haven't seen Catwoman but, I don't know, I've seen Daredevil.
I'll admit to liking Ben Affleck more than he probably deserves, but no, not even close.
Daredevil was a trainwreck with no plot, but it wasn't painfully unfun to watch. Plus, Colin Farrell.
[eta:
horrendously pompous and mannered and slow and self-important
Yes! Such are the makings of unintentional camp comedy gold! But I think it might be better on DVD where I can mock it out loud.]
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2004 5:05:42 am PDT #1190 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There's a theater here called "Brew and View" which has tables and pizza and beer and what-not. They show second-run movies. That would be a fun place to see it.
When I saw Scream there an audience member yelled out the ending in the first few minutes of the film.
Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 5:08:31 am PDT #1191 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There's a theater here called "Brew and View" which has tables and pizza and beer and what-not. They show second-run movies. That would be a fun place to see it.
I saw a preview screening of The Blair Witch Project there. It was a bad choice -- between the screen being hung slightly crooked, and the beer & greasy food, I've never been more motion sick in my life.
But I also saw a double bill of South Park and the first Austin Powers there, which was loads of fun.