Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 5:04:37 am PDT #1189 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Admittedly I haven't seen Catwoman but, I don't know, I've seen Daredevil.

I'll admit to liking Ben Affleck more than he probably deserves, but no, not even close.

Daredevil was a trainwreck with no plot, but it wasn't painfully unfun to watch. Plus, Colin Farrell.

[eta:

horrendously pompous and mannered and slow and self-important

Yes! Such are the makings of unintentional camp comedy gold! But I think it might be better on DVD where I can mock it out loud.]


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2004 5:05:42 am PDT #1190 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a theater here called "Brew and View" which has tables and pizza and beer and what-not. They show second-run movies. That would be a fun place to see it.

When I saw Scream there an audience member yelled out the ending in the first few minutes of the film.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 5:08:31 am PDT #1191 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's a theater here called "Brew and View" which has tables and pizza and beer and what-not. They show second-run movies. That would be a fun place to see it.

I saw a preview screening of The Blair Witch Project there. It was a bad choice -- between the screen being hung slightly crooked, and the beer & greasy food, I've never been more motion sick in my life.

But I also saw a double bill of South Park and the first Austin Powers there, which was loads of fun.


evil jimi - Jul 23, 2004 5:10:22 am PDT #1192 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Oh man.

Now I understand the need for the viral marketing.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2004 5:11:49 am PDT #1193 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I got motion-sick from The Blair Witch Project. And Dancer in the Dark. Stupid hand-held cameras....


juliana - Jul 23, 2004 5:14:01 am PDT #1194 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I got motion-sick from The Blair Witch Project.

I boycotted that movie, out of sheer crankiness. I lived two blocks away from the local art-house theater at the time, and the line would stretch past our door, filled with obnoxious people. Blech.

Also, the fact that I get seriously motion-sick has made sure I'll never see that movie.

There's a theater here called "Brew and View" which has tables and pizza and beer and what-not. They show second-run movies. That would be a fun place to see it.

Oh, yeah.


DXMachina - Jul 23, 2004 5:28:48 am PDT #1195 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

On The Village

Got to love a movie where the villains are park rangers.

There's got to be a Yogi Bear joke there somewhere. "I'm smarter than the average villager"?


Jim - Jul 23, 2004 5:41:06 am PDT #1196 of 10001
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

More:

His pretence towards meaning is one of the most irritating things about the whole fandango. It wants to be The Crucible, if The Crucible were shit and about nothing at all.

Setting the general awfulness aside for a moment (something Shyamalan would have been well advised to consider), even the basic plotting and dramaturgy is hopeless. Why does William Hurt reveal the plot to Ivy? There's absolutely no need to in story terms - they could intentionally have used her to bolster their story further with a bit of well-judged menacing en route - and dramatically it just makes the bit with Adrien Brody all the more redundant. This, I appreciate, is a bit like complaining about the colour of the effluence which is flooding one's house, but it's irritating nonetheless.


P.M. Marc - Jul 23, 2004 5:47:37 am PDT #1197 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jim, thank you for the morning giggles.

Yes! Such are the makings of unintentional camp comedy gold! But I think it might be better on DVD where I can mock it out loud.

It's begging for it, don't you think, Jess?


JZ - Jul 23, 2004 5:48:59 am PDT #1198 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Heee. I just ran into the other room and spoiled Hec, who said, "Historical recreationists run amok! It's a feral Ren Faire!"

And now I so have to see it.