BWAH!
I would never break your jaw.
(But hey, take a fuckload of Demerol beforehand and make some bucks.)
Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now!
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Strix - Jun 04, 2004 8:51:44 am PDT #315 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
tiggy - Jun 04, 2004 8:54:20 am PDT #316 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
COMM!!! only not. since i don't drink coffee, but still. bwahahaha!!!
§ ita § - Jun 04, 2004 9:52:34 am PDT #317 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson, want to come to krav?
Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 9:54:33 am PDT #318 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Will they bid on a chance to break my jaw?
Miracleman - Jun 04, 2004 9:57:54 am PDT #319 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Forget tachyons and positrons. Forget Shatner, holodecks, rayguns and self-aware computers. Pfah. Unnecessary.
Just so long as they have to reverse something's polarity, it's all good.
§ ita § - Jun 04, 2004 10:03:26 am PDT #320 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We'll fight amongst ourselves for the opportunity. Last kravver standing gets to do it.
Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 10:30:32 am PDT #321 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm mostly leaning toward not getting this done. It will change the shape of my face, and I like my face just fine, I even like my overbite. Adds character, or something.
aurelia - Jun 04, 2004 10:37:10 am PDT #322 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Why does the dentist want to do this now? That sounds like a whole lot of no fun to go through. There would have to be a pretty compelling medical reason for me to agree to it.
tommyrot - Jun 04, 2004 10:37:26 am PDT #323 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Alyson, they're gonna break your lower jaw?
I had an overbite that orthodontia alone could not fix. So they did that surgery where they removed a portion of my upper jaw. Now everything is hunky-dory. But the six weeks with my jaw wired shut was not fun.
edit:
There would have to be a pretty compelling medical reason for me to agree to it.
For me, anyway, they told me that because my teeth didn't line up where my jaw wanted them to (or vice-versa) I would eventually get arthritis of the jaw.
Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 10:43:39 am PDT #324 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
For me, anyway, they told me that because my teeth didn't line up where my jaw wanted them to (or vice-versa) I would eventually get arthritis of the jaw.
That's what they told me. Still, don't want them screwing with my face. My body sucks, but everything above my neck is perfectly fine.
Except this haircut.