A little bit of irony...
I bought my ticket yesterday. My flight is at 12:55 on Friday, May 21st. Today I find out that my *only* final is Friday, May 21st at 11:30am.
I'm certain I'll be able to take the test early, but still...geez louise!
Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Anya ,'Potential'
F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!
vw bug - Apr 20, 2004 11:04:30 am PDT #959 of 9999
Mostly lurking...
DXMachina - Apr 20, 2004 11:21:40 am PDT #960 of 9999
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
We'll give you a note.
vw bug - Apr 20, 2004 11:25:52 am PDT #961 of 9999
Mostly lurking...
I'm sure that'll do the trick.
"Professor Shaner, I cannot take the final on May 21st. See, during the final I have a flight scheduled to DC where I will get together face-to-face with my internet buddies. There's going to be corsets and kilts (and, well, I'll leave out the part about too much candy), and see, it's kind of educational, what with all the porn and stuff. Plus, they gave me a note. So, I can go, right?"
DXMachina - Apr 20, 2004 11:33:25 am PDT #962 of 9999
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2004 11:41:37 am PDT #963 of 9999
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
with porn
esse - Apr 20, 2004 11:53:02 am PDT #964 of 9999
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
DXM, you're making us sound so....resepctable.
Kate P. - Apr 20, 2004 11:57:23 am PDT #965 of 9999
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Jon, insent.
billytea - Apr 20, 2004 12:07:39 pm PDT #966 of 9999
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
"There will be candy also."
deborah grabien - Apr 20, 2004 12:11:29 pm PDT #967 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
"Because, should you try to prevent her participating, we will send nanobots into your next paper for publication in the dead of night, and put stoopid and abbserd conklooshuns innit., and allso? Misspellings! - kisses, the F2F Gnomes"
(you have to imagine that last bit rendered in cut-out bits of newspaper)
DavidS - Apr 20, 2004 12:30:07 pm PDT #968 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(you have to imagine that last bit rendered in cut-out bits of newspaper)
I think there's a Ransom Note font available.