"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!
DXMachina - Apr 20, 2004 11:33:25 am PDT #962 of 9999
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2004 11:41:37 am PDT #963 of 9999
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
with porn
esse - Apr 20, 2004 11:53:02 am PDT #964 of 9999
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
DXM, you're making us sound so....resepctable.
Kate P. - Apr 20, 2004 11:57:23 am PDT #965 of 9999
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Jon, insent.
billytea - Apr 20, 2004 12:07:39 pm PDT #966 of 9999
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
"There will be candy also."
deborah grabien - Apr 20, 2004 12:11:29 pm PDT #967 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
"Because, should you try to prevent her participating, we will send nanobots into your next paper for publication in the dead of night, and put stoopid and abbserd conklooshuns innit., and allso? Misspellings! - kisses, the F2F Gnomes"
(you have to imagine that last bit rendered in cut-out bits of newspaper)
DavidS - Apr 20, 2004 12:30:07 pm PDT #968 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(you have to imagine that last bit rendered in cut-out bits of newspaper)
I think there's a Ransom Note font available.
deborah grabien - Apr 20, 2004 12:32:08 pm PDT #969 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Heh. I checked - I don't have it (the ransom note font, that is).
DavidS - Apr 20, 2004 12:46:14 pm PDT #970 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jon B. - Apr 20, 2004 1:09:46 pm PDT #971 of 9999
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
That's not a font. That's a bunch of GIF files. t /font snob