I'm sure that'll do the trick.
"Professor Shaner, I cannot take the final on May 21st. See, during the final I have a flight scheduled to DC where I will get together face-to-face with my internet buddies. There's going to be corsets and kilts (and, well, I'll leave out the part about too much candy), and see, it's kind of educational, what with all the porn and stuff. Plus, they gave me a note. So, I can go, right?"
"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
DXM, you're making us sound so....resepctable.
"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
"There will be candy also."
"Professor Shaner, please allow Ms. Bug to take her exam early. She has been invited to participate in a select conference of writers, artists, and related professionals in Washington DC that weekend."
"Because, should you try to prevent her participating, we will send nanobots into your next paper for publication in the dead of night, and put stoopid and abbserd conklooshuns innit., and allso? Misspellings! - kisses, the F2F Gnomes"
(you have to imagine that last bit rendered in cut-out bits of newspaper)
(you have to imagine that last bit rendered in cut-out bits of newspaper)
I think there's a Ransom Note font available.
Heh. I checked - I don't have it (the ransom note font, that is).