Kaylee: You're nice, too. Mal: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.

'Serenity'


F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2004 2:59:50 pm PDT #5905 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?

Then we don't let you have a muffaletta till you come back to your senses.

::really honestly leaves now::


Sean K - Jun 23, 2004 3:01:22 pm PDT #5906 of 9999
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It makes you comically deluded..

At least one of the muffaletta afficianados in this thread have agreed with me.


DavidS - Jun 23, 2004 3:01:53 pm PDT #5907 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?

ita's suggestion is sensible, but frankly a certain amount of social consensus on the matter would lend credence to the title.

Are you saying you'd sell your vote for a muffaletta?


Dana - Jun 23, 2004 3:03:27 pm PDT #5908 of 9999
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

No, I'm just opposed to you, since you're being so silly.

Plus, I thought it might make Sean like me.


deborah grabien - Jun 23, 2004 3:04:21 pm PDT #5909 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Sean could always make the muffaletta with olives, give them to ita, and then eat the muffaletta.

She'd have olives. Sean would have a muffaletta without olives. Hec would still be seething and outraged. Dana would still be hungry.


Dana - Jun 23, 2004 3:05:38 pm PDT #5910 of 9999
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Hey! Why must I suffer?


JenP - Jun 23, 2004 3:06:40 pm PDT #5911 of 9999

Poor Dana.


Aims - Jun 23, 2004 3:06:46 pm PDT #5912 of 9999
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t peeks in

t dies laughing

t still hates olives

Know what was gross? When the Hot n Now changed their combo menu numbers and I didn't realize and accidentaly ordered an olive burger. And bit into it. While driving.

I almost crashed what with all the vomiting.


DavidS - Jun 23, 2004 3:06:55 pm PDT #5913 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sean would have a muffaletta without olives. Hec would still be seething and outraged.

Not at all. It's impossible to have a muffaletta without olives. Sean can eat boogers and call them muffalettas for all I care.

Also, not seething nor outraged at any point in this discussion.


Hil R. - Jun 23, 2004 3:07:22 pm PDT #5914 of 9999
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hey, Hec, would you call this a muffaletta?