t peeks in

t dies laughing

t still hates olives

Know what was gross? When the Hot n Now changed their combo menu numbers and I didn't realize and accidentaly ordered an olive burger. And bit into it. While driving.

I almost crashed what with all the vomiting.

Sean would have a muffaletta without olives. Hec would still be seething and outraged.

Not at all. It's impossible to have a muffaletta without olives. Sean can eat boogers and call them muffalettas for all I care.

Also, not seething nor outraged at any point in this discussion.

Hey, Hec, would you call this a muffaletta?

Laughing like a loon at the concept of a place called the Hot n Now

Hey, Hec, would you call this a muffaletta?

Nope. But you can see that they consider the olives to be the essential muffaletta defining ingredient.

Hey! Why must I suffer?

Because Sean would have eaten your muffaletta.

But I think we should get you one, like, now. Would you like it with olives, or without?

Laughing like a loon at the concept of a place called the Hot n Now

I know. It was the high school hangout place. We giggled a lot.

Because Sean would have eaten your muffaletta.

Well, see if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick.

But I think we should get you one, like, now. Would you like it with olives, or without?

I think I'm actually responsible for starting all this, since I proclaimed that I scrape most of the olives off my muffaletta.

I think I'm actually responsible for starting all this, since I proclaimed that I scrape most of the olives off my muffaletta.

(bakes muffaletta bread)

(carefully assembles the best one ever)

(omits the olives)

(hands to Dana)

Enjoy, sweetie.

Enjoy, sweetie.

Yeah, that's going to assuage her cravings.

mixes vodka and tonic together, hands it to Sean

"Here's your Martini."