Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Michele T. - Aug 24, 2005 6:36:37 pm PDT #9878 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

The Bloodshot website has Escovedo with a clean bill of health and back on the road as well. Hooray!


evil jimi - Aug 25, 2005 12:50:37 am PDT #9879 of 10003
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

It's great news, hey Jon?


Jon B. - Aug 25, 2005 1:35:26 am PDT #9880 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Yeah, it was amazing!


erinaceous - Aug 25, 2005 7:04:25 am PDT #9881 of 10003
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

yay for renewed health!

I have put up my unconventional love song at buffistarawk. Mike Doughty sings to the "sunkeneyed girl in the sandwich shop." It's loooove.


Hayden - Aug 25, 2005 8:55:13 am PDT #9882 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Excellent. And thanks for explaining the mysterious ways of Hep C.


Hayden - Aug 25, 2005 8:56:38 am PDT #9883 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

So, am I overreacting when I call this guy the tooliest tool who's ever been compared to a socket wrench?


Tom Scola - Aug 25, 2005 9:00:00 am PDT #9884 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Unfortunately, not even the biggest tool at TNR.


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2005 9:00:41 am PDT #9885 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

So, am I overreacting when I call this guy the tooliest tool who's ever been compared to a socket wrench?

You're not wrong.


tina f. - Aug 25, 2005 9:17:47 am PDT #9886 of 10003

I read TNR as TRL and automatically assumed you meant the First King of Tools Carson Daly. However, the TNR guy is actually Toolier.

2-second new CD reviews:
New Pornographers, Twin Cinema: love it
Waco Brothers, Freedom and Weep: bored now


Atropa - Aug 25, 2005 9:25:08 am PDT #9887 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So, am I overreacting when I call this guy the tooliest tool who's ever been compared to a socket wrench?

No, not overreacting.