I read TNR as TRL and automatically assumed you meant the First King of Tools Carson Daly. However, the TNR guy is actually Toolier.
2-second new CD reviews:
New Pornographers,
Twin Cinema:
love it
Waco Brothers,
Freedom and Weep:
bored now
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
tina f. - Aug 25, 2005 9:17:47 am PDT #9886 of 10003
Atropa - Aug 25, 2005 9:25:08 am PDT #9887 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
So, am I overreacting when I call this guy the tooliest tool who's ever been compared to a socket wrench?
No, not overreacting.
dw - Aug 25, 2005 9:28:32 am PDT #9888 of 10003
Silence means security silence means approval
Hi. Officially entering the thread I probably belong in.
So, am I overreacting when I call this guy the tooliest tool who's ever been compared to a socket wrench?
Tooliest? I think Pat Robertson currently holds that title. But a tool nonetheless.
One thing that annoys me about a certain segment of "music snobs" is that unless you grew up/lived/went to college in Chicago/Boston/NYC/LA/SF you don't know good music. And, in a sense, they're right. But the one thing that the MP3 revolution has done is get the good stuff to the kids who, like me, grew up in godforesaken places like Oklahoma. When I was in high school you could count on one hand the number of kids who listened to anything that wasn't hair metal or bad country. Now, the kids have access to the sort of music that I had never heard of back then, thanks to iPods and music sharing.
Last Christmas I watched a pack of teenage girls debate the merits of the Decemberists vs. Weezer in a Tulsa Borders store. And we're not talking goths, we're talking makeup and hair and 16. That never would have happened in Tulsa circa 1990.
Hayden - Aug 25, 2005 10:00:12 am PDT #9889 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
the kids who, like me, grew up in godforesaken places like Oklahoma
Having grown up in SW Alabama, all I can say is: I hear ya. We were lucky enough to have an indie record store open up when I was 15, the same year I discovered punk music. I pretty much lived there.
Unfortunately, not even the biggest tool at TNR.
Well, that's true. One of the music geeks on my other board said that his rule of thumb is that the more ridiculous a statement by a TNR writer, the more likely it is that he or she means it.
erinaceous - Aug 25, 2005 10:46:43 am PDT #9890 of 10003
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
He is such a tool that he comes with a free set of ginzu knives and an in-the-egg egg scrambler.
This made me laugh: that highly obscure album of AC/DC songs performed as tender acoustic ballads
because, hey, it can't be that obscure, because I have it! It's on eMusic.
DavidS - Aug 25, 2005 10:50:03 am PDT #9891 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This made me laugh: that highly obscure album of AC/DC songs performed as tender acoustic ballads
I've got it too (and love it!), but that's no guarantee of non-obscurity.
I'm trying to think of what I've got that really qualifies as obscure.
Hayden - Aug 25, 2005 10:53:59 am PDT #9892 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Yeah, I was laughing at that bit. Oh, that obscurity Mark Kozelek, who appeared in Almost Famous and who I first read about in Rolling Stone in 1988? That guy? Truly, people who listen to him must work hard to deserve to hear his songs.
I'm trying to think of what I've got that really qualifies as obscure.
You'll probably have an easier time going the other way.
Atropa - Aug 25, 2005 10:59:36 am PDT #9893 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm trying to think of what I've got that really qualifies as obscure.
I suspect the only thing that I've got that qualifies is the cd copy of Rasputina's orginal demo tape.
dw - Aug 25, 2005 11:03:13 am PDT #9894 of 10003
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Having grown up in SW Alabama, all I can say is: I hear ya. We were lucky enough to have an indie record store open up when I was 15, the same year I discovered punk music. I pretty much lived there.
Yup. We had a place like that, though they specialized in stoner music and the sorts of things you hear on classic rock stations now (Zeppelin, Allmans, Dead). However, they also had lots of punk and funk you couldn't get at Musicland. They sold me my first Replacements tape.
MTV, ironically, was our primary dispenser of the non-mainstream, thanks to 120 Minutes. Then we got a short-lived lightbulb-powered alternative station that played lots of goth and college rock.
This made me laugh: that highly obscure album of AC/DC songs performed as tender acoustic ballads
It's on eMusic? I need to check that out. I have a soft spot for musical changeups and contrarian covers.
Hayden - Aug 25, 2005 11:05:59 am PDT #9895 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
It's Mark Kozelek's What's Next To The Moon. It's great. His previous EP, Rock and Roll Singer, has different versions of three of the same songs. Kozelek has a penchant for slowcore covers of 70s metal. His version (with the Red House Painters) of Ace Frehley's "Shock Me" (which was always one of my favorite Kiss tunes, for the obvious reason) was quite the revelation when I first heard it.