Dammit, Joe, Why can't I find you?
It's just not the same without the photo. And strictly speaking I don't have a Master's in American Studies: I have a non-specific Master's in Liberal Arts to go along with my non-specific Bachelor's degree in Liberal Arts. Had my plans worked out 10 years ago I would have a non-specific Ph.D. in Liberal Arts, too. I can still picture my advisor at Villanova shaking his head and saying, "Don't do it. You'll never get a job. Just pick a department."
Excellent. By the way, I looked through the photo "album" and it seems to have been a wonderful wedding. Everyone looks very handsome or beautiful, whichever adjective is appropriate to their gender.
Congratuations to you and your new wife Joe!
I want to see the pictures too! I knit a lace scarf especially to wear that day.
Congratulations to Joe and Mrs. Joe. It looks like a great wedding.
Although the pictures cannot capture the children across the pond shrieking epithets at one another during the meditation, or the complete strangers watching from the bridge over the pond applauding when Joe and the missus kissed.
:rolls eyes forever at list of conservative songs:
:wonders when religious belief and love of one's country became conservative values:
:realizes she doesn't really want to know the answer to that:
Helen Love song titles to love and savor:
"Yeah Yeah We're Helen Love"
"Long Live The UK Music Scene"
"Sunburst Super Kay"
"Great In Formula One"
"Shifty Disco Girl"
"Atomic Beat Boy"
"Big Pink Candyfloss Haircut"
"Number One Fantastic Day"
Awesome, Joe. I'm heartbroken I couldn't be there.