Rio, I'm a little anxious about this scar clearing out surgery of yours. It sounds routine, so I'm not worried about the actual surgery, but I really don't want you in plaster casts up to your bellybutton again. It's just an improper imposition on your commitment to waving your arms around doing bendy shapes with your body.
Thanks Hec! Actually the worst part is that I have to sleep all night every night with my leg in a machine that bends and straightens it over and over again. Because this is kinda distracting, I will have to take sleeping pills, which, ew. Also, the very very worst of the worst is that this machine is LOUD, so probably I won't be able to sleep in the same bed as my new husband for a month or so.
Also, if none of y'all are listening to The Mountain Goats, I must ask: why not? The new one, The Sunset Tree is OHMYGODSOGOOD.
Jon B. "Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan" Jun 8, 2005 12:15:30 pm PDT
I have to sleep all night every night with my leg in a machine that bends and straightens it over and over again.
Dear lord, I think I would go insane due to lack of sleep. My heart goes out to you.
Although when Matt Groening changed his name to Nietzsche, I'm sure I don't know.
That's who Groening attributed the quote to.
Thanks Hec! Actually the worst part is that I have to sleep all night every night with my leg in a machine that bends and straightens it over and over again. Because this is kinda distracting, I will have to take sleeping pills, which, ew. Also, the very very worst of the worst is that this machine is LOUD, so probably I won't be able to sleep in the same bed as my new husband for a month or so.
OMG, they're rebuilding her better, stronger, faster. It's BIONIC RIO!
Actually the worst part is that I have to sleep all night every night with my leg in a machine that bends and straightens it over and over again. Because this is kinda distracting, I will have to take sleeping pills, which, ew. Also, the very very worst of the worst is that this machine is LOUD, so probably I won't be able to sleep in the same bed as my new husband for a month or so.
Wha?!? Craxy Medical Science! You'd be better off with ice weasels in the night. No, no, I'm sure it's all extremely therapeutic and undoubtedly the very best way to keep you the flexible Rio that we know and admire.
I need a hairdo update for your wedding day, though. Updo, or short, curly and sassy?
Jon, that is not grabbing people by the collars and shaking them until they listen to the album! Which is what must be done! But the judges accept your answer.
I have mp3s of the acoustic version of the album, while we're trading stuff, by the way.
Rio, Bloglines was uberfucky yesterday, but it got better.
Someone must re-record "Hooked on a Feeling" using that: OOOber-FUCK-ee, OOOber-FUCK-ee, OOOber-OOOber-OOOber-fuck-ee
Rio, are you sure your doctors don't just have a sick sense of humor?
Rio, are you sure your doctors don't just have a sick sense of humor?
Frankly, I was reminded of Survival Research Laboratories and some of their more outre exhibits.
