Hmm. It's sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Jon B. - Jun 09, 2005 7:16:44 am PDT #8974 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Also, if none of y'all are listening to The Mountain Goats, I must ask: why not? The new one, The Sunset Tree is OHMYGODSOGOOD.

Jon B. "Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan" Jun 8, 2005 12:15:30 pm PDT

I have to sleep all night every night with my leg in a machine that bends and straightens it over and over again.

Dear lord, I think I would go insane due to lack of sleep. My heart goes out to you.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 09, 2005 7:19:39 am PDT #8975 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Although when Matt Groening changed his name to Nietzsche, I'm sure I don't know.

That's who Groening attributed the quote to.


Sue - Jun 09, 2005 7:25:13 am PDT #8976 of 10003
hip deep in pie

Thanks Hec! Actually the worst part is that I have to sleep all night every night with my leg in a machine that bends and straightens it over and over again. Because this is kinda distracting, I will have to take sleeping pills, which, ew. Also, the very very worst of the worst is that this machine is LOUD, so probably I won't be able to sleep in the same bed as my new husband for a month or so.

OMG, they're rebuilding her better, stronger, faster. It's BIONIC RIO!


DavidS - Jun 09, 2005 7:28:00 am PDT #8977 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Actually the worst part is that I have to sleep all night every night with my leg in a machine that bends and straightens it over and over again. Because this is kinda distracting, I will have to take sleeping pills, which, ew. Also, the very very worst of the worst is that this machine is LOUD, so probably I won't be able to sleep in the same bed as my new husband for a month or so.

Wha?!? Craxy Medical Science! You'd be better off with ice weasels in the night. No, no, I'm sure it's all extremely therapeutic and undoubtedly the very best way to keep you the flexible Rio that we know and admire.

I need a hairdo update for your wedding day, though. Updo, or short, curly and sassy?


Michele T. - Jun 09, 2005 7:31:14 am PDT #8978 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Jon, that is not grabbing people by the collars and shaking them until they listen to the album! Which is what must be done! But the judges accept your answer.

I have mp3s of the acoustic version of the album, while we're trading stuff, by the way.


joe boucher - Jun 09, 2005 7:40:40 am PDT #8979 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Rio, Bloglines was uberfucky yesterday, but it got better.

Someone must re-record "Hooked on a Feeling" using that: OOOber-FUCK-ee, OOOber-FUCK-ee, OOOber-OOOber-OOOber-fuck-ee


Michele T. - Jun 09, 2005 7:42:18 am PDT #8980 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Rio, are you sure your doctors don't just have a sick sense of humor?


msbelle - Jun 09, 2005 7:43:03 am PDT #8981 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

pobrecita Rio.


DavidS - Jun 09, 2005 7:43:37 am PDT #8982 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Rio, are you sure your doctors don't just have a sick sense of humor?

Frankly, I was reminded of Survival Research Laboratories and some of their more outre exhibits.


Tom Scola - Jun 09, 2005 7:43:41 am PDT #8983 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Michele, did I see you in a bar in Brooklyn on Tuesday night? I feel guilty for not talking to you, if it was you.