I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Volans - May 29, 2005 10:32:07 am PDT #8718 of 10003
move out and draw fire

Huh. Apparently White Stripes are going to be in concert here in a few weeks. With Megadeth.


joe boucher - May 31, 2005 9:41:37 am PDT #8719 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Thought Jon might get a kick out of this. Nerve.com's current edition of its feature "Sex Advice from..." features accordion players.

Nerve: Is there a type of girl that goes for accordion players?
Michael Hearst (One Ring Zero): It's funny, because I also play theremin. More girls seem to be into the theremin and go, "Oh, that's sexy" after a show than when I'm playing claviola or accordion.


Jon B. - May 31, 2005 9:50:17 am PDT #8720 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Thanks Joe. I'll have to pass that on to The Pee Wee Fist accordion player...


DXMachina - May 31, 2005 10:18:04 am PDT #8721 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Wow. You guys in the Lothars must have to beat the groupies off with, er, antennas.


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 10:20:32 am PDT #8722 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

Naah. Too small.


Scrappy - May 31, 2005 10:59:16 am PDT #8723 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

BEATLES FANS--I just heard a charming Macca story. A good friend works wardrobe every year for the Paul Newman fundraiser for his camps, which usually involves lots of stars. This year they were steaming costumes when Sir Paul popped his head in. MY pal was working on a headdress which was a long length of tulle, and Paul said "Pretty, could I wear it?" The other woman doing wardrobe was so startsruck that she literally stopped breathing, but my friend managed to say that yes, Paul would look pretty in it, but it was spoken for. He then asked if he could borrow the steamer to get the wrinkles out of his suit. My friend assured him that they would be happy to steam his suit for him and he said really, he'd do it if they were busy. They did steam the (gorgeous Burberry) suit and returned it to him. After he did his set (three songs, killed the house and got a huge standing O), he saw them in the wings, went over to thank them. My friend said the set was amazing and Paul said "It was the suit " and thanked them again and gave them both kisses on the cheek.

YES MY FRIEND WAS KISSED BY A BEATLE.


DavidS - May 31, 2005 11:01:31 am PDT #8724 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

YES MY FRIEND WAS KISSED BY A BEATLE.

A very nice and charming Beatle, I must say.


Fiona - Jun 01, 2005 4:36:11 am PDT #8725 of 10003

I always thought straightforwardly nice Paul got a rough deal. Unfortunately tortured geniuses tend to be more immediately attractive than apparently uncomplicated, nice, extremely talented guys.


Jon B. - Jun 01, 2005 4:57:22 am PDT #8726 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I always thought straightforwardly nice Paul got a rough deal.

While hipsters, including myself, might consider him their least favorite Beatle, I think it's a stretch to say he got a rough deal. I doubt he's wringing tears from his millions of pound notes or needing to polish whatever medal they give you when you become a Knight.

There's no question he's extremely talented, and I would babble like an idiot were I ever to meet him, but John wrote more interesting songs.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2005 5:05:16 am PDT #8727 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I always thought straightforwardly nice Paul got a rough deal.

I've read enough Beatles history to know that Paul used the nice-guy image, and was rather ruthless when it came to business. However, that said, I think the charm was a natural component of his personality - it was at least no more a put-on than John's compulsive need to take the piss out of everyone. John could do the charm too, but more often couldn't be arsed.

God I love UK slang.