more of Hatebeak:

Notice that I make no mention of what city they originate from. That is because I do not fucking know. They will not tell me. It was simply enough for them to admit only that they hail from "within the deepest bowels of Satan." This is a band that hates humanity so much that utilizing an actual human being as their vocal expressionist is out of the question. Hell, former and present band members BLK, WLL, MRK and CHRS harbor enough hatred towards humanity to eschew even vowels.

Are they better than the band with the American Pit Bull on lead vocals?

You mean this?

BT: Not minutes after learning of your band, I was pointed to Caninus, an equally punishing torch-to-the-scalp of hardcore and metal fronted by two pit bull terriers. Firstly, is there any truth to the rumors of a split 7" between your two bands in future days? Secondly, do you have title for it yet? Third, which do you think is the most appropriate color for the vinyl -- blood red or tropical green? Lastly, may I please have eight million copies?

BLK: Yes, there is truth to the rumors. We've talked with the fine people in Caninus, and they seem really excited to do it, as are we. It'll be the Faith/Void split for the "00." I do have a working title for the record, but it will remain secret until the unveiling. Yes, you may have eight million copies, but they will be $3 apiece. I guess we could give you a break on the price though.

BT: Not minutes after learning of your band, I was pointed to Caninus, an equally punishing torch-to-the-scalp of hardcore and metal fronted by two pit bull terriers. Firstly, is there any truth to the rumors of a split 7" between your two bands in future days? Secondly, do you have title for it yet? Third, which do you think is the most appropriate color for the vinyl -- blood red or tropical green? Lastly, may I please have eight million copies?

BLK: Yes, there is truth to the rumors. We've talked with the fine people in Caninus, and they seem really excited to do it, as are we. It'll be the Faith/Void split for the "00." I do have a working title for the record, but it will remain secret until the unveiling. Yes, you may have eight million copies, but they will be $3 apiece. I guess we could give you a break on the price though.

Heh. My friend Ivor was in Faith.

XPOST

Heh. Deathmetal-bands-fronted-by-animals-X-post.

Y'all are aware there is an actual elephant orchestra out there, right?

They play giant marimbas.

I am SO buying my mom the pit bull CD for Xmas.

Are you referring to the Thai Elephant Orchestra? I wouldn't call their instruments marimbas, but it sounds cool nonetheless.

t edit D'ohh! Made to look dumb by the edited in link!

I am SO buying my mom the pit bull CD for Xmas.

My mom bought me the Jingle Cats album for Xmas.

My mom bought me the Jingle-Cats album for Xmas.

Did your Jingle-cats breath smell like cat food?

One of the guys responsible for the Thai Elephant Orchestra is also responsible for the Most Wanted/Unwanted Songs CD.