Are they better than the band with the American Pit Bull on lead vocals?
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
evil jimi - Sep 22, 2004 11:32:31 am PDT #5052 of 10003
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
tommyrot - Sep 22, 2004 11:33:37 am PDT #5053 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
more of Hatebeak:
Notice that I make no mention of what city they originate from. That is because I do not fucking know. They will not tell me. It was simply enough for them to admit only that they hail from "within the deepest bowels of Satan." This is a band that hates humanity so much that utilizing an actual human being as their vocal expressionist is out of the question. Hell, former and present band members BLK, WLL, MRK and CHRS harbor enough hatred towards humanity to eschew even vowels.
tommyrot - Sep 22, 2004 11:36:47 am PDT #5054 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Are they better than the band with the American Pit Bull on lead vocals?
You mean this?
BT: Not minutes after learning of your band, I was pointed to Caninus, an equally punishing torch-to-the-scalp of hardcore and metal fronted by two pit bull terriers. Firstly, is there any truth to the rumors of a split 7" between your two bands in future days? Secondly, do you have title for it yet? Third, which do you think is the most appropriate color for the vinyl -- blood red or tropical green? Lastly, may I please have eight million copies?
BLK: Yes, there is truth to the rumors. We've talked with the fine people in Caninus, and they seem really excited to do it, as are we. It'll be the Faith/Void split for the "00." I do have a working title for the record, but it will remain secret until the unveiling. Yes, you may have eight million copies, but they will be $3 apiece. I guess we could give you a break on the price though.
DavidS - Sep 22, 2004 11:37:12 am PDT #5055 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
BT: Not minutes after learning of your band, I was pointed to Caninus, an equally punishing torch-to-the-scalp of hardcore and metal fronted by two pit bull terriers. Firstly, is there any truth to the rumors of a split 7" between your two bands in future days? Secondly, do you have title for it yet? Third, which do you think is the most appropriate color for the vinyl -- blood red or tropical green? Lastly, may I please have eight million copies?
BLK: Yes, there is truth to the rumors. We've talked with the fine people in Caninus, and they seem really excited to do it, as are we. It'll be the Faith/Void split for the "00." I do have a working title for the record, but it will remain secret until the unveiling. Yes, you may have eight million copies, but they will be $3 apiece. I guess we could give you a break on the price though.
Heh. My friend Ivor was in Faith.
XPOST
tommyrot - Sep 22, 2004 11:38:29 am PDT #5056 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh. Deathmetal-bands-fronted-by-animals-X-post.
DavidS - Sep 22, 2004 11:40:00 am PDT #5057 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Steph L. - Sep 22, 2004 11:41:22 am PDT #5058 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I am SO buying my mom the pit bull CD for Xmas.
Jon B. - Sep 22, 2004 11:42:46 am PDT #5059 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Are you referring to the Thai Elephant Orchestra? I wouldn't call their instruments marimbas, but it sounds cool nonetheless.
t edit D'ohh! Made to look dumb by the edited in link!
tommyrot - Sep 22, 2004 11:44:09 am PDT #5060 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Sep 22, 2004 11:45:30 am PDT #5061 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My mom bought me the Jingle-Cats album for Xmas.
Did your Jingle-cats breath smell like cat food?