wait, you never sent them to joe? He is a lying liar who lies.
Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.
Buffy ,'Him'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
msbelle - Jun 30, 2004 11:01:17 am PDT #3481 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
joe boucher - Jun 30, 2004 11:05:33 am PDT #3482 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
"Joe Lies". That's a good title for a song. Somebody should write that.
bon bon - Jun 30, 2004 11:06:33 am PDT #3483 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Ha HA! For one shining moment, I beat you in TALiana! t /nerds
DXMachina - Jun 30, 2004 11:07:01 am PDT #3484 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Karen Tyler's Finger Lakes book there's a picture of her beating the snot out of me when she stopped in Canandaigua. That beating I kinda liked.
Did she used a pink flamingo?
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2004 11:07:41 am PDT #3485 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It has a nice double-meaning, as "lies" can be a verb or a noun.
"It's a song full of Joe-lies."
DavidS - Jun 30, 2004 11:12:04 am PDT #3486 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but his life reads like a blues cliche.
That's because most of the cliches come from his life. With a strong helping of Robert Johnson.
Daisy Jane - Jun 30, 2004 11:17:56 am PDT #3487 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Well that clears that up then. Have now moved on to Lipscomb though who is just breaking my heart.
joe boucher - Jun 30, 2004 11:41:41 am PDT #3488 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
Did she used a pink flamingo?
Ms. Tyler fits me like a flesh tuxedo
She likes to beat me with her pink flamingo
See, it is possible to channel Wonderfalls and Spinal Tap simultaneously. Now, just for Heather, I'll simultaneously channel Manilow and Lipscomb with my rendition of "Oh, Mancey"...
Daisy Jane - Jun 30, 2004 11:52:40 am PDT #3489 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ahhhhhh! Make it stop!!! If you get me earwormed with that, I'll beat you like I was a nationally syndicated public radio show host!
joe boucher - Jun 30, 2004 12:00:31 pm PDT #3490 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
Oh, all right. I'll simultaneously channel Rod Stewart and Lipscomb:
Wake up, Mancey, I think I got somethin' to say to you...