We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


bon bon - Jun 30, 2004 11:06:33 am PDT #3483 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ha HA! For one shining moment, I beat you in TALiana! t /nerds


DXMachina - Jun 30, 2004 11:07:01 am PDT #3484 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Karen Tyler's Finger Lakes book there's a picture of her beating the snot out of me when she stopped in Canandaigua. That beating I kinda liked.

Did she used a pink flamingo?


tommyrot - Jun 30, 2004 11:07:41 am PDT #3485 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It has a nice double-meaning, as "lies" can be a verb or a noun.

"It's a song full of Joe-lies."


DavidS - Jun 30, 2004 11:12:04 am PDT #3486 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but his life reads like a blues cliche.

That's because most of the cliches come from his life. With a strong helping of Robert Johnson.


Daisy Jane - Jun 30, 2004 11:17:56 am PDT #3487 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Well that clears that up then. Have now moved on to Lipscomb though who is just breaking my heart.


joe boucher - Jun 30, 2004 11:41:41 am PDT #3488 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Did she used a pink flamingo?

Ms. Tyler fits me like a flesh tuxedo
She likes to beat me with her pink flamingo

See, it is possible to channel Wonderfalls and Spinal Tap simultaneously. Now, just for Heather, I'll simultaneously channel Manilow and Lipscomb with my rendition of "Oh, Mancey"...


Daisy Jane - Jun 30, 2004 11:52:40 am PDT #3489 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ahhhhhh! Make it stop!!! If you get me earwormed with that, I'll beat you like I was a nationally syndicated public radio show host!


joe boucher - Jun 30, 2004 12:00:31 pm PDT #3490 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Oh, all right. I'll simultaneously channel Rod Stewart and Lipscomb:

Wake up, Mancey, I think I got somethin' to say to you...


Frankenbuddha - Jun 30, 2004 5:23:47 pm PDT #3491 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Must see Rufus someday.

On this topic, I saw him open for Roxy Music a few years back. He was very good, but it was an odd pairing. Roxy was sublime.


Jim - Jun 30, 2004 10:35:10 pm PDT #3492 of 10003
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

.....The Soft Set.....Belle & Sebastian.....Brian Eno ....

I'm so there...