You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.

Willow ,'Empty Places'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2003 4:28:05 pm PST #683 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Speaking of Faramir, Emmett doesn't really have the words which would in effect express "That is Wrong Unkind Behavior" so when he saw Denethor wishing Faramir had died, Emmett kept muttering under his breath with some vehemence "What an idiot!"


Volans - Dec 22, 2003 4:33:00 pm PST #684 of 3902
move out and draw fire

I may need the LAistas to do a little...job...for me. Seems my friend has gotten himself two tickets for the LOTR Oscar party. Now, I only need to disappear his wife and take her place. Any volunteers?


Jessica - Dec 22, 2003 4:33:34 pm PST #685 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Yes, in the book, Faramir does the whole "even were I to find this thing lying by the road, I would not take this thing," but Movie Faramir never does try to take the ring from Frodo, so I don't really feel that part of book canon was violated.

Lifting the Ring off of Frodo's neck with the tip of his sword doesn't count as "trying to take it" to you?

Seriously though, it's not even that. It's that in the book, Faramir is Tolkien!Sue, and in the movie, he's a three-dimensional character. He has desires and flaws and motivations that go deeper than I Am The Very Model Of A Third-Age Numenorean.

(And Faramir is the only character I think this kind of writing works for -- giving Aragorn a character arc just confused me.)


Katie M - Dec 22, 2003 4:40:22 pm PST #686 of 3902
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Seriously, no no no. Tim Benzadrino was the first major section I'd cut. I'm also about 50% in favor of cutting the Scouring.

I think it would've really helped the Frodo-to-the-Havens thing if they'd kept the Scouring. I mean, I understand why they didn't, and I don't know if there would've been any way to keep it in. Probably not. But as it was, it was about ten minutes where it was Frodo Is Dead, No Wait, He's Fine And Happy, Well Maybe He's A Bit Alienated, Oh Hey He's Completely Incapable Of Enjoying Life. Not enough time to sell the impact everything had on Frodo.


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 4:42:50 pm PST #687 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Now, I only need to disappear his wife and take her place. Any volunteers?

Yes. But only if I can take his place.

Lifting the Ring off of Frodo's neck with the tip of his sword doesn't count as "trying to take it" to you?

Nope. That's looking at the Ring and deciding he will send the hobbit carrying it to his father. "Taking it" to me implies taking it for himself, which he does not do. The closest he comes to taking it is deciding he will send the hobbit with the Ring in his possession to his father. He wasn't even planning on going himself to accompany the Ring. The Ring would have been in Frodo's possession the whole time.

To me that is a vastly different act than what his brother tried to do.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2003 4:43:52 pm PST #688 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One thing I liked a lot about the Weapons and Warfare book is that it recounts all the major battles so I finally got a sense of The Last Alliance of Elves and Men and that Isildur wasn't actually King at the time of the battle where he lopped off Sauron's fingers (Elendil was). Plus I found out who Gil-Galad was and why his spear was so fancy (and there were photos in the book, obviously scenes were shot and not used in the movie or the EE). And that Legolas' Dad held the thirteen dwarves from The Hobbit captive and that Gimli was one of them (source of Gimli's enmity). And that Galadriel was Elrond's mother-in-law and that Aragorn had fought alongside the fathers of Theoden and Denethor.

So, it has a Cliff Notes value too if you haven't read The Silmarillion or all the appendices.


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 4:47:49 pm PST #689 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And that Legolas' Dad held the thirteen dwarves from The Hobbit captive

Heh. Yes. This is a somewhat little known reason as to why there was initial antagonism between Legolas and Gimli. Gimli's dad had spent some time as an involuntary guest of Legolas' dad.


Jessica - Dec 22, 2003 4:53:25 pm PST #690 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And that Legolas' Dad held the thirteen dwarves from The Hobbit captive and that Gimli was one of them (source of Gimli's enmity).

Gimli's father Gloín, I think you mean. [x-post]


DavidS - Dec 22, 2003 4:56:17 pm PST #691 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gimli's father Gloín, I think you mean.

Was it Gloin? I thought it was Gimli himself since the book said something about him being in the court where he might've seen Legolas wandering about. Who's got a cite?


Volans - Dec 22, 2003 4:58:11 pm PST #692 of 3902
move out and draw fire

See, to me the Scouring is the heart and soul and major point of the book. But it always felt a bit like a different story to me, and I don't think it would work onscreen. Too much of a mood jump.

I'm trying to come around to the movie vs. book issue, I really am.

I would've also cut Cirith Ungol in large part. I certainly would not have added a warg battle.