I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 6:56:59 am PST #624 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Just thought I'd let you know this is NOT in the books.

Okay, now I can't remember for sure if the beacons are lit, but they are mentioned in the books, and NOT an invention of PJ's.

In fact, on the detail map of Rohan and Gondor, the beacons even each have names, so I know I didn't make this up.


Consuela - Dec 22, 2003 6:57:23 am PST #625 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Sean is right. When Gandalf is riding to Minas Tirith with Pippin, they pass a messenger going the other way, and then they see the beacons lighting up, one after another, and Gandalf calls out the names of the mountains as they pass. It's actually kinda cool, but not as visually impressive as in the movie.

Katie, I'm with you and Nutty on Eowyn: more despair, please. Eowyn is brittle like Season 6 Scully. *g*

I don't know yet that I think this is the best movie ever. Probably not, not because it's not a fabulous achievement, but because I know too much about it. I think it's impossible to do something this sprawling perfectly, frankly -- there's too much room for error. But it's magnificent, and I can settle for that. *g*


Aims - Dec 22, 2003 6:57:31 am PST #626 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hee hee. Still pumped a bit. It's strange. After Fellowship, it was all I could do to not be bouncing and squeeing and talking about it 24/7. I loved it loved it loved it.

After Two Towers it tooka couple of hours for the love to sink in. Thought and putting things together and asking questions about certain things (I haven't read, remember, at Sean's request).

This time, I felt almost anticlimactic. The pacing of this one was so different (to me, anyway) than in Fellowship. I'm not sure if it's the pacing of the movie itself or if it's me having been waiting for the resolution of this story for 3 years. It's probably a little of both.

And, my love for this series and this story, at least, what I've seen, knows no bounds. Now, that's not to say I'm going to read the books. I might, I might not. I might just want to keep the magic I got from the movies in my heart and, with the exception of MM telling me a little bit of what happens after, go on imaging things the way I feel they go.

However, it does not stop me from joking about certain things. I am convinced that the defeat of the Witch King was more like this:

WK: No man can defeat me
E: (takes off her helmet) I am no man!
WK: heh heh. Booobies.....Eowyn stabs him in the head
WK: D'OH!!


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2003 6:58:53 am PST #627 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"The beacons of Gondor are alight, calling for aid. War is kindled. See there is fire on Amon Din, and flame on Eilenach; and they go speeding west: Nardol, Erelas, Min-Rimmon, Calenhad and the Halifirien on the boarders of Rohan."

Gandalf, to Pippin.


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 6:59:31 am PST #628 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

As a matter of fact, the beacons are mentioned on the very first page of the book, RotK: Chapter I - Minas Tirith...

(Edited, because I was going to quote the passage, hit enter too early, and found out that 'Suela and ita beat me to it. But it's on the very first page even. I was right. Go me.)


Consuela - Dec 22, 2003 6:59:56 am PST #629 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

X-posty goodness!


smonster - Dec 22, 2003 7:00:26 am PST #630 of 3902
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Katie, you can't see me right now but I'm nodding vigourously at you. Thank you for expressing my Eowyn issues better than I could.


tina f. - Dec 22, 2003 7:01:45 am PST #631 of 3902

Why don't we wait out the week?

This, too, makes much sense.

Sean Astin was soo adorable and humble on that Bravo thing about being selected as one of the top entertainers of the year: "Seems silly - I can't even sing or dance." Liv Tyler seemed so not humble when she said "This is really humbling." This may have to do with my Liv Issues, though.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2003 7:02:44 am PST #632 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This may have to do with my Liv Issues, though.

Did she speak Elvish?


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 7:04:13 am PST #633 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Re: Aimee's whitefont about the death of the Witch King.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!