Hello? Gay now!

Willow ,'Showtime'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2003 6:58:53 am PST #627 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"The beacons of Gondor are alight, calling for aid. War is kindled. See there is fire on Amon Din, and flame on Eilenach; and they go speeding west: Nardol, Erelas, Min-Rimmon, Calenhad and the Halifirien on the boarders of Rohan."

Gandalf, to Pippin.


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 6:59:31 am PST #628 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

As a matter of fact, the beacons are mentioned on the very first page of the book, RotK: Chapter I - Minas Tirith...

(Edited, because I was going to quote the passage, hit enter too early, and found out that 'Suela and ita beat me to it. But it's on the very first page even. I was right. Go me.)


Consuela - Dec 22, 2003 6:59:56 am PST #629 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

X-posty goodness!


smonster - Dec 22, 2003 7:00:26 am PST #630 of 3902
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Katie, you can't see me right now but I'm nodding vigourously at you. Thank you for expressing my Eowyn issues better than I could.


tina f. - Dec 22, 2003 7:01:45 am PST #631 of 3902

Why don't we wait out the week?

This, too, makes much sense.

Sean Astin was soo adorable and humble on that Bravo thing about being selected as one of the top entertainers of the year: "Seems silly - I can't even sing or dance." Liv Tyler seemed so not humble when she said "This is really humbling." This may have to do with my Liv Issues, though.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2003 7:02:44 am PST #632 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This may have to do with my Liv Issues, though.

Did she speak Elvish?


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 7:04:13 am PST #633 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Re: Aimee's whitefont about the death of the Witch King.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


tina f. - Dec 22, 2003 7:05:48 am PST #634 of 3902

Did she speak Elvish?

Thank the lord for small miracles, she did not. Wait, let me amend: They did not show the inevitable part of the interview where she did in fact speak Elvish because even Bravo just can't take Liv Speaking Elvish any.more.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2003 7:06:58 am PST #635 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bravo just can't take Liv Speaking Elvish any.more.

Bravo Bravo!

I notice Orlando and Viggo don't run about talking Elvish all the time.


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 7:08:11 am PST #636 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Liv, babe... You can't actually speak Elvish. You've just never forgotten your lines. And stop doing that thing with your breath when you say stuff in Elvish.