"30,000 of them, one of me. I can take them!"
"And that dwarf will totally think I'm hot."
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
§ ita § - Apr 28, 2004 3:54:55 am PDT #2582 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sumi - Apr 28, 2004 4:50:10 am PDT #2583 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Bwah!
JohnSweden - Apr 28, 2004 6:25:46 am PDT #2584 of 3902
I can't even.
Hey, you can tell Legolas was thinking "30,000 of them, one of me. I can take them!"
Hee! The Fellowship could so take them, but they'd probably lose a hobbit or two, and it might be the wrong hobbit. Plus, a balrog is come. That's gonna cost you at least an elflord.
sumi - Apr 29, 2004 10:34:07 am PDT #2585 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
From Torn interview with Matt Lasorsa, New Line Home Entertainment’s senior vice president of marketing about RotKEE:
Q: What additional scenes were added?
A: Like The Two Towers extended version, the story of Faramir is shown in greater detail. There are returning characters and new characters, such as Saruman after the flooding of Isengard and the Mouth of Sauron at the Black Gate. Much of the new footage contains extra dialogue and action to further elaborate on each character’s personal journey.
Kathy A - Apr 29, 2004 10:36:23 am PDT #2586 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
What I would love to see is Legolas hearing the gulls. Yes, it would involve a bit of explanation of the sea-longing of the Elves, but it would be so worth it to give him a bit of character development.
sumi - Apr 29, 2004 10:41:12 am PDT #2587 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Well, that does sound like something that would "further elaborate" Legolas' personal journey.
Miracleman - Apr 29, 2004 10:47:00 am PDT #2588 of 3902
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Q: What additional scenes were added?
I wanna see the "Scooby-Doo ending"!
"Let's find out who Sauron REALLY is!"
*gasp* "It's Radagast the Brown!"
"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling hobbits!"
Aims - Apr 29, 2004 10:47:17 am PDT #2589 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What I would like to see, is Legolas hearing me, and then him leaving and remembering that he is Aimee-longing and he comes and gets me and takes me away.
That's how it shouldda ended.
Aims - Apr 29, 2004 10:47:46 am PDT #2590 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.
(funny married people have such different visions)
Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2004 11:05:32 am PDT #2591 of 3902
brillig
Yeah, Radagast the Brown! Gandalf would still be stuck on top of that tower if it weren't for Radagast!