If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Aims - Apr 29, 2004 10:47:17 am PDT #2589 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What I would like to see, is Legolas hearing me, and then him leaving and remembering that he is Aimee-longing and he comes and gets me and takes me away.

That's how it shouldda ended.


Aims - Apr 29, 2004 10:47:46 am PDT #2590 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(funny married people have such different visions)


Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2004 11:05:32 am PDT #2591 of 3902
brillig

Yeah, Radagast the Brown! Gandalf would still be stuck on top of that tower if it weren't for Radagast!


MechaKrelboyne - Apr 29, 2004 11:30:59 am PDT #2592 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

And then in ten years they can CGI in a younger, slimmer Radagast The Brown. And there can be the scene where Radagast shoots first.


Kathy A - Apr 29, 2004 11:32:27 am PDT #2593 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hee.

I love that fandom has taken to calling the moth "Radagast." Makes sense to me!


Volans - Apr 29, 2004 11:40:08 am PDT #2594 of 3902
move out and draw fire

And they'll digitally replace all the swords with walkie-talkies.


MechaKrelboyne - Apr 29, 2004 11:44:26 am PDT #2595 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

Naw, they have to do that with all the weapons. Which I think would be cool. Dude, did you see Lurtz just shoot five walkie talkies through Boromir's chest? Hardcore. And when they brought up the siege weaponry and shot those giant walkie talkies with ther ropes on over the walls?


Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2004 11:44:46 am PDT #2596 of 3902
brillig

In the books, it's a wizard called Radagast who sends the moth.


Aims - Apr 29, 2004 11:44:48 am PDT #2597 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Ya know, if they were being all that "responsible" for kids and shit in the rerelease of ET, they would have replaced the Reeses Pieces with banana chips.)


Kate P. - Apr 29, 2004 2:09:53 pm PDT #2598 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

What I would love to see is Legolas hearing the gulls. Yes, it would involve a bit of explanation of the sea-longing of the Elves, but it would be so worth it to give him a bit of character development.

Oh, me too, Kathy. That part always makes me so sad.