You made that sound like porn, you big contract!perv.
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2004 11:55:59 am PST #2131 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
bon bon - Mar 02, 2004 12:18:29 pm PST #2132 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Other contract!perv.
sumi - Mar 02, 2004 12:21:07 pm PST #2133 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
I'm pretty optimistic that the prospect of making piles of money will enable those two companies to come up with a deal.
Volans - Mar 02, 2004 2:40:28 pm PST #2134 of 3902
move out and draw fire
Nothing makes people stupid like piles of money though.
I have to admit yelling "One of us!" during any of Richard Taylor's acceptance speeches.
Oh, and, didja see that ratings for the Oscars were markedly up this year from previous? LOTR even loans fans to the Oscars!
Una - Mar 02, 2004 4:03:14 pm PST #2135 of 3902
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
Gandalf the Grey is more fun to *watch* than Gandalf the White, too.
Well, except when he goes medieval. Then he's fun no matter how bleached he is...
Kathy A - Mar 02, 2004 4:14:12 pm PST #2136 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Gandalf the White was damn scary at times. He'd never dance with hobbits at a birthday party. But, Gandalf the Grey probably wouldn't have given Denethor the smackdown or taken control of Minas Tirith. And that's a distinction I never got from reading the books.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2004 4:49:36 pm PST #2137 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I like Gandalf the White better, because he didn't have a silly pointy hat.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 02, 2004 5:09:55 pm PST #2138 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Gandalf the Grey probably wouldn't have given Denethor the smackdown or taken control of Minas Tirith.
Well, they kinda expanded Gandalf's taking charge and Denethor's asshattedness for the movie. Denethor was a calculating cold fish in the books (and with more justification, which I still hope they'll clarify because why else bring up Palantir, except as a plot contrivance to get Pippin to Minas Tirith), but he came across as somewhat likeable in a gruff way, despite his smackdown of Faramir.
Connie Neil - Mar 02, 2004 5:17:34 pm PST #2139 of 3902
brillig
In the books Denethor is a proud man from a long, proud line of men who have done a dirty job of keeping Gondor going. Yeah, they were only Stewards, supposed to be holding the throne for the King, but when all the resources you've got say the King ain't coming home, a Steward is allowed to think Steward=King. And then to hear that, oh, wait, there is a king, he's on his way, time to brush the dust off the throne and get ready to stand to one side, sorry, old man, but thanks for all your hard work.
Add in that Sauron playing games with Denethor's mind, and I begin to feel a little sorry for him.
Jeff Mejia - Mar 02, 2004 5:32:01 pm PST #2140 of 3902
"Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing towards oblivion." Dogbert to Dilbert
Add in that Sauron playing games with Denethor's mind, and I begin to feel a little sorry for him.
There is that, but he did bring it about himself, in his pride and despair (2 of the greatest sins in Tolkien's mythology). He was never pictured as likable in any way, except for the love he had for Boromir. He apparently had an immediate disliking for Aragorn (who was serving Denethor's father under the assumed name of Thorongil) and Gandalf.