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LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Kate P. - Dec 18, 2003 6:51:22 am PST #193 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

And yet, perhaps contradicting myself here, I too loved the Aragorn/Arwen kiss at the coronation, because it's so joyful and uncomplicated. Mmm, Viggo.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2003 6:53:16 am PST #194 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I liked it too, because Aragorn was looking so grim and old (but not as old as he looked before charging at Pelennor -- that got me too) and that moment helped lighten things. But so would Claudia Black doing it.

Liv just didn't have an upside for me.


tina f. - Dec 18, 2003 6:55:09 am PST #195 of 3902

I need to wait for second viewing to see if I love the Arwen/Aragorn kiss because I was dealing with being miffed by how the crowning ceremony wasn't at all how I imagined it.

I am OK with it now - but at the moment I was like - but but Frodo is supposed to hand the crown to ..... it's important!!!


Theodosia - Dec 18, 2003 6:56:04 am PST #196 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I like Claudia Black a whole big lot, but the thing about elves is that they're eternally youthful for the most part, unless they're really really old like Elrond or Galadriel. Nobody seems to be complaining about Legolas's youthfulness....


Kate P. - Dec 18, 2003 7:00:01 am PST #197 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Heh. Good point, Theo. I guess the thing with Arwen is that if she looks so much younger than Aragorn--even though she is much, much older--then it 1) lessens their relationship a bit, in my eyes, and 2) plays into some icky gender politics about her being the dewy-eyed damsel in distress, which I don't think is actually what Tolkein intended.

But really, I just want her to feel worthy of Aragorn's love. I want it to feel right that he can't love Eowyn but he can love Arwen, and I don't get that when she's such an empty character.


Consuela - Dec 18, 2003 7:02:06 am PST #198 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

She was just nothing -- soft sighs and youthful but uncompelling pretty. I dunno -- give me Claudia Black, or something.

Gah! That would have been... something. But I'm with ita on this one: Liv Tyler is for me the one unmitigated casting mistake.

I do think they tried to make her more of a do-er, but all they could come up with was make her a fighter, and the single shot of Liv Tyler doing some practice fighting in the DVD extras was enough to convince me that would have been disastrous as well. Making her Halbarad would have worked, I think.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2003 7:02:15 am PST #199 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nobody seems to be complaining about Legolas's youthfulness....

Legolas looks timeless to me. With the lighting Liv got, Judi Dench would look like she was on the other side of puberty. You give me someone who looks a) beautiful and b) somewhere around thirty c) like forever, and I'm good. Liv -- NSM. She looks like a girl. Legolas looks like a young man, with a large dose of unreality.

I'm thinking of most of the other elves -- Haldir doesn't look like a boy, either.


Katie M - Dec 18, 2003 7:04:01 am PST #200 of 3902
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Yeah. Claudia Black, much as I adore her and think she's sex on a stick, is not pretty enough or young-looking enough to be Arwen.

The problem is that Arwen in the books *is* an empty character. So PJ was left with a kind of untenable choice - either he's stuck with Arwen (who gets to sit next to her father, sew a banner, get married, and give Frodo her place on the boat to Valinor - does she even have *lines* in the book before RotK?) or he's stuck making changes that will make the fandom shriek.


Kate P. - Dec 18, 2003 7:04:35 am PST #201 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

To explain my last post a bit:

I guess the thing with Arwen is that if she looks so much younger than Aragorn--even though she is much, much older--then it 1) lessens their relationship a bit, in my eyes

What I mean by that is that one of the aspects of their relationship that I find most compelling is how her love for Aragorn grew as he grew up. When they first met, he was so young, and obviously smitten with her, but it took her a while longer to realize that he was becoming the man she would fall in love with. I see her as being youthful, yes, but also mature, having gained some wisdom after 3,000 years in Middle-Earth. I do get some maturity and wisdom from Legolas (even if the wisdom comes mostly in the form of platitudes and stating-the-obvious; thank you, Exposition Man!), but not from Arwen.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2003 7:07:04 am PST #202 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do get some maturity and wisdom from Legolas (even if the wisdom comes mostly in the form of platitudes and stating-the-obvious; thank you, Exposition Man!), but not from Arwen.

This quite precisely. I was snipping about not getting teen love in Natter, and that looks like precisely what she's suffering from.

(I finally started watching the Primetime RotK special, and laughed to see Orlando mocking Legolas sensing things all the time -- and nodded my head at the assertion that since he had not that much to say, he had to be elfy in every motion and stillness -- was Liv at all elfy, other than sighing through every line, which was kind of her thing alone, since the rest could breathe just fine?)