Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
UHVMPNTS
Those are embarrassing calls to have to make.
"Uh, Rokglog? I know I kinda beat it out of your abyss in a hurry this morning, but it looks like I left my leggings behind in the pleasure cavern, no pun intended. I might have misplaced a sword too. No, no, *that* sword worked just fine, heh heh. So when would be a good time ... An eternity? No, I understand. Thanks, anyway."
Enough to make a dude change his whole image and try to forget his name.
You Have My Pants?
Is this some kind of coded distress signal?
Isn't this what Gandalf gasped when he woke up after the fight with the balrog?
You Have My Pants?
I *know* I didn't see that scene.
I think it's probably in the Hobbits-only viewing version.
"Mr. Frodo! We're going to see the elves! Give me back my pants!"
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Well, I just posted that one 'cos GDRHNPNTS, GDRNNPNTS is too long.
"You have my pants".
The real reason it took Legolas so long to show up there at Frodo's waking-up.
Oh, come on. Legolas wore long johns during the whole trilogy. We just never got close-up enough to see the waffle-weave.
Although, nobody will ever top "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants."
Although, nobody will ever top "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants."
I fear this destiny.