"Mr. Frodo! We're going to see the elves! Give me back my pants!"
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Steph L. - Feb 10, 2004 7:02:33 am PST #1868 of 3902
I look more rad than Lutheranism
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2004 7:03:39 am PST #1869 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
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MechaKrelboyne - Feb 10, 2004 7:04:15 am PST #1870 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
Well, I just posted that one 'cos GDRHNPNTS, GDRNNPNTS is too long.
Connie Neil - Feb 10, 2004 7:04:44 am PST #1871 of 3902
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"You have my pants".
The real reason it took Legolas so long to show up there at Frodo's waking-up.
Nutty - Feb 10, 2004 7:11:43 am PST #1872 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Oh, come on. Legolas wore long johns during the whole trilogy. We just never got close-up enough to see the waffle-weave.
Although, nobody will ever top "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants."
JohnSweden - Feb 10, 2004 7:12:59 am PST #1873 of 3902
I can't even.
Although, nobody will ever top "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants."
I fear this destiny.
MechaKrelboyne - Feb 10, 2004 7:18:18 am PST #1874 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
I don't know. I think nobody will ever top 'It is an army bred for a single purpose. To destroy the pants of men.'
Jessica - Feb 10, 2004 7:32:47 am PST #1875 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2004 7:33:52 am PST #1876 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I cannot put up a facade of working when pantsing is happening.
Has RotK been pantsed?
MechaKrelboyne - Feb 10, 2004 7:40:29 am PST #1877 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
I'm just a little frightened to go see it again, because of the pants game applied to Theoden's pre idiocycharge speech.