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Anya: It's lovely! I wish it was mine! Oh like you weren't all thinking the same thing. Giles: I'm fairly certain I wasn't.
'The Killer In Me'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2004 7:03:39 am PST #1869 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
MechaKrelboyne - Feb 10, 2004 7:04:15 am PST #1870 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
Well, I just posted that one 'cos GDRHNPNTS, GDRNNPNTS is too long.
Connie Neil - Feb 10, 2004 7:04:44 am PST #1871 of 3902
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"You have my pants".
The real reason it took Legolas so long to show up there at Frodo's waking-up.
Nutty - Feb 10, 2004 7:11:43 am PST #1872 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Oh, come on. Legolas wore long johns during the whole trilogy. We just never got close-up enough to see the waffle-weave.
Although, nobody will ever top "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants."
JohnSweden - Feb 10, 2004 7:12:59 am PST #1873 of 3902
I can't even.
Although, nobody will ever top "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants."
I fear this destiny.
MechaKrelboyne - Feb 10, 2004 7:18:18 am PST #1874 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
I don't know. I think nobody will ever top 'It is an army bred for a single purpose. To destroy the pants of men.'
Jessica - Feb 10, 2004 7:32:47 am PST #1875 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2004 7:33:52 am PST #1876 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I cannot put up a facade of working when pantsing is happening.
Has RotK been pantsed?
MechaKrelboyne - Feb 10, 2004 7:40:29 am PST #1877 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
I'm just a little frightened to go see it again, because of the pants game applied to Theoden's pre idiocycharge speech.
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2004 7:46:02 am PST #1878 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aha! Here are some.
Faramir! Your pants love you! They will remember it before the end.
It is but a shadow of my pants that you love.
The very warmth of my pants seems stole away.
Very useful in a tight spot, these pants, even if they are dead.
And why should your songs be unfit for my pants?
The stars are veiled. Something is stirring in the pants; a sleepless malice.
Bring me pants & oil!
Do not come between a Nazgul & his pants!
Pippin: So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position. I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting. Do they?
Gandalf: You're in the pants of the steward now. You're going to have to do as you're told.