You Have My Pants?
I *know* I didn't see that scene.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Steph L. - Feb 10, 2004 6:58:26 am PST #1866 of 3902
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Connie Neil - Feb 10, 2004 6:59:01 am PST #1867 of 3902
brillig
I think it's probably in the Hobbits-only viewing version.
Steph L. - Feb 10, 2004 7:02:33 am PST #1868 of 3902
I look more rad than Lutheranism
"Mr. Frodo! We're going to see the elves! Give me back my pants!"
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2004 7:03:39 am PST #1869 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
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MechaKrelboyne - Feb 10, 2004 7:04:15 am PST #1870 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
Well, I just posted that one 'cos GDRHNPNTS, GDRNNPNTS is too long.
Connie Neil - Feb 10, 2004 7:04:44 am PST #1871 of 3902
brillig
"You have my pants".
The real reason it took Legolas so long to show up there at Frodo's waking-up.
Nutty - Feb 10, 2004 7:11:43 am PST #1872 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Oh, come on. Legolas wore long johns during the whole trilogy. We just never got close-up enough to see the waffle-weave.
Although, nobody will ever top "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants."
JohnSweden - Feb 10, 2004 7:12:59 am PST #1873 of 3902
I can't even.
Although, nobody will ever top "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants."
I fear this destiny.
MechaKrelboyne - Feb 10, 2004 7:18:18 am PST #1874 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
I don't know. I think nobody will ever top 'It is an army bred for a single purpose. To destroy the pants of men.'
Jessica - Feb 10, 2004 7:32:47 am PST #1875 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.