Except that even if her eyes were same-colored, Seymour's face is structurally asymmetrical.
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Beverly - Jan 13, 2004 4:46:02 am PST #1400 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
-t - Jan 13, 2004 4:53:33 am PST #1401 of 3902
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
So is Cate Blanchett's, or so it seemed to me while her face was really realy big on screen.
Which made me happy, because so is mine.
sumi - Jan 13, 2004 5:01:59 am PST #1402 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
§ ita § - Jan 13, 2004 5:42:39 am PST #1403 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ganked from a ganker (TOR.N message boards via WX):
How many hobbits does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to look in his eyes and say “I’m glad you’re with me.”
How many Wizards does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There are better things to do with the time that is given to you.
How many Arwens does it take to change a light bulb?
None. She’s fallen mysteriously ill and doesn’t have the energy.
How many Dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. Well, actually it takes four, in order to reach. But it still only counts as one!
How many Elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three: One to fire an arrow at a stone wall at such an angle that it ricochets off the wall, a mirror, the floor, a wine jug, a passing troll, eventually flying past the ceiling and dislodging the bulb. Then one to find and install the sacred lightbulb of Tintalle Varda, filled with the eternal waters of Elendil’s drink bottle, and the last one to comment: “A new light fills the sky. A shining power rises in the East.”
How many Dark Lords does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s what orcs are for.
How many Orcs does it take to change a lightbulb.
None. They try but keep getting hit in the head by small rocks thrown by the two hobbits who are still trying to change their lightbulb.
How many Aragorns does it take the change a lightbulb?
It depends on whether the lightbulb can be reforged or not.
How many Gollums does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, ‘cause we hatesss lightbulbs, we does. And it was the fat hobbits fault. HE smashed the lightbulb. We sees him do it!
How many Peter Jackson’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change it, the other to have the new bulb fall dramatically off a cliff, smash and die offscreen, and the last one to rewrite this sentence so the lightbulb didn’t actually smash and die, but just to make the audience think it did.
How many Sarumans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Forty-thousand and one. One to change it but then find out the lightbulb-changing scene has been cut, and the other forty-thousand to get a petition going to reinstate this scene.
Katie M - Jan 13, 2004 6:55:01 am PST #1404 of 3902
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Three: One to fire an arrow at a stone wall at such an angle that it ricochets off the wall, a mirror, the floor, a wine jug, a passing troll, eventually flying past the ceiling and dislodging the bulb. Then one to find and install the sacred lightbulb of Tintalle Varda, filled with the eternal waters of Elendil’s drink bottle, and the last one to comment: “A new light fills the sky. A shining power rises in the East.”
Bwah!
sumi - Jan 13, 2004 9:33:52 am PST #1405 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Hasbro has a sweepstakes in which you can win Anduril or one of the other prop swords from LOTR.
bon bon - Jan 13, 2004 10:35:47 am PST #1406 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
and the last one to rewrite this sentence so the lightbulb didn’t actually smash and die, but just to make the audience think it did.
Har!
sumi - Jan 13, 2004 11:00:25 am PST #1407 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
I made an LotR screensaver and I just sit and watch it.
It's sick, isn't it?
DavidS - Jan 13, 2004 11:00:48 am PST #1408 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
How many Arwens does it take to change a light bulb?
None. She’s fallen mysteriously ill and doesn’t have the energy.
The proper answer to this should have been: Just one, but it takes a long time since she's moving in slow motion.
Elena - Jan 13, 2004 11:02:30 am PST #1409 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.
Or maybe something mentioning the thick layer of vaseline covering every light source.