Three: One to fire an arrow at a stone wall at such an angle that it ricochets off the wall, a mirror, the floor, a wine jug, a passing troll, eventually flying past the ceiling and dislodging the bulb. Then one to find and install the sacred lightbulb of Tintalle Varda, filled with the eternal waters of Elendil’s drink bottle, and the last one to comment: “A new light fills the sky. A shining power rises in the East.”

Bwah!

Hasbro has a sweepstakes in which you can win Anduril or one of the other prop swords from LOTR.

and the last one to rewrite this sentence so the lightbulb didn’t actually smash and die, but just to make the audience think it did.

Har!

I made an LotR screensaver and I just sit and watch it.

It's sick, isn't it?

How many Arwens does it take to change a light bulb?

None. She’s fallen mysteriously ill and doesn’t have the energy.

The proper answer to this should have been: Just one, but it takes a long time since she's moving in slow motion.

Or maybe something mentioning the thick layer of vaseline covering every light source.

Or -- none: the lightbulb, like the world, changes while she is embroidering in Rivendell.

Do you guys think that both this and this are in the Houses of Healing. Because I can see why the second one might be at Edoras -- but why would it be? You know -- the ram's head looks very Rohirrim. . .

All the Edoras stuff has horses, I don't recall seeing any Ram icons.

Yes, but why would they use a ram in Minas Tirith?