How many Arwens does it take to change a light bulb?
None. She’s fallen mysteriously ill and doesn’t have the energy.
The proper answer to this should have been: Just one, but it takes a long time since she's moving in slow motion.
Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and--and have drugs!
Anya ,'Showtime'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
DavidS - Jan 13, 2004 11:00:48 am PST #1408 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Elena - Jan 13, 2004 11:02:30 am PST #1409 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.
Or maybe something mentioning the thick layer of vaseline covering every light source.
Nutty - Jan 13, 2004 11:02:32 am PST #1410 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Or -- none: the lightbulb, like the world, changes while she is embroidering in Rivendell.
sumi - Jan 13, 2004 11:56:25 am PST #1411 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Do you guys think that both this and this are in the Houses of Healing. Because I can see why the second one might be at Edoras -- but why would it be? You know -- the ram's head looks very Rohirrim. . .
SuziQ - Jan 13, 2004 11:59:29 am PST #1412 of 3902
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
All the Edoras stuff has horses, I don't recall seeing any Ram icons.
sumi - Jan 13, 2004 12:02:15 pm PST #1413 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Yes, but why would they use a ram in Minas Tirith?
-t - Jan 13, 2004 12:11:54 pm PST #1414 of 3902
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Something to do with the horn that Boromir carried that I can't think of the name of? That washed up on the shore split in twain. That might have been made from a ram's horn, no?
It's an extremely thin connection to Gondor, though.
Consuela - Jan 13, 2004 12:44:20 pm PST #1415 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Sumi, canonically both those scenes should be in Minas Tirith. But it's the movie, so anything goes.
Katie M - Jan 13, 2004 12:56:31 pm PST #1416 of 3902
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
I am sorry that they won't have the Bergil/Ioreth/Aragorn scene. I adore snippy-about-his-education Aragorn.
Volans - Jan 13, 2004 3:17:07 pm PST #1417 of 3902
move out and draw fire
Somewhere I read that the second one was from the start of ROTK, and is about Eowyn's desire to fight (it's not the International House of Healing). First one's gotta be Minas Tirith.
How many Peter Jackson’s does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One to change it, the other to have the new bulb fall dramatically off a cliff, smash and die offscreen, and the last one to rewrite this sentence so the lightbulb didn’t actually smash and die, but just to make the audience think it did.
BWAH!!