Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 12:49:19 pm PST #1096 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I liked Dead Alive. It falls into much the same category as Evil Dead II for me.


Volans - Jan 05, 2004 1:24:13 pm PST #1097 of 3902
move out and draw fire

I was informed just today that there's an unrated version of Dead Alive that has 12 extra minutes of footage. What could they possibly add? I mean, after the ear-in-the-pudding (which, like Jess, made me naseous), nothing could faze me. Not even the end.

Those Valentine's cards make me want to snark. Especially the one of Denethor. "Good cheer?!?!" How about "Hope you take a flaming leap off a helipad! Happy Valentine's Day!"? Or "Hope you have a psychotically good Valentine's Day!".


Jessica - Jan 05, 2004 1:29:22 pm PST #1098 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

after the ear-in-the-pudding

Yes, that was the scene that convinced me I didn't really need to me a PJ completist. People with stronger stomachs than I have assured me that the film is hysterical, and I believe them. I just physically can't watch it.


Kathy A - Jan 05, 2004 1:29:56 pm PST #1099 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'd like to see a Denethor Happy Father's Day card, myself.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 1:30:42 pm PST #1100 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I was informed just today that there's an unrated version of Dead Alive that has 12 extra minutes of footage. What could they possibly add?

Not sure if the version I saw was unrated or not, but it had the internal organs of a reanimated corpse crawling toward the protagonist after he'd used a lawnmower to chop the body apart.

Oh, and the reanimated corpse of the parish priest fucking the reanimated corpse of the protagonist's mother, almost immediately producing a freakish little zombie baby.

Either of those scenes sound familiar?


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 1:38:17 pm PST #1101 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Not sure if the version I saw was unrated or not, but it had the internal organs of a reanimated corpse crawling toward the protagonist after he'd used a lawnmower to chop the body apart.

Oh, and the reanimated corpse of the parish priest fucking the reanimated corpse of the protagonist's mother, almost immediately producing a freakish little zombie baby.

I'm suddenly glad I never saw this movie.


Aims - Jan 05, 2004 1:39:03 pm PST #1102 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

producing a freakish little zombie baby.

"And the baby smiled at me!"

t Ralphie


amyparker - Jan 05, 2004 1:45:44 pm PST #1103 of 3902
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

t reading, screaming and running out of the thread


Kate P. - Jan 05, 2004 1:47:57 pm PST #1104 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I'm suddenly glad I never saw this movie.

Wow. Very much with Teppy on this. On the other hand, my friend gave me his old copy of The Frighteners a few months ago that I keep meaning to watch, so I'm glad to see it reviewed favorably here.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 1:51:26 pm PST #1105 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

"And the baby smiled at me!"

I forget Aimée, what was the context Ralphie said that in? I gather that, true to form, he was completely missing the point of whatever he was talking about?