And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Narrator - Oct 12, 2004 7:52:48 am PDT #6152 of 10002
The evil is this way?

I'm voting for doomed. IJS


Betsy HP - Oct 12, 2004 8:29:22 am PDT #6153 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

It would be really obnoxious if she picked off Neville, thus removing the ambiguity from the Voldemort prophecy.


Connie Neil - Oct 12, 2004 9:00:33 am PDT #6154 of 10002
brillig

t evil chortle


Katerina Bee - Oct 12, 2004 1:42:26 pm PDT #6155 of 10002
Herding cats for fun

LA LA LA, I can't hear you LA LA LA. All the Weasleys will be perfectly safe, dagnabit. Harry has to have them to observe family life, SO THERE.


Narrator - Oct 12, 2004 2:06:01 pm PDT #6156 of 10002
The evil is this way?

Yea, but there's so many of them, so just one (or two) dead Weasleys won't be so bad. Besides, then Harry can experience the death of a surrogate family member (or two). It's not as if that's happened before (much).


Connie Neil - Oct 12, 2004 2:08:16 pm PDT #6157 of 10002
brillig

It'll be character building!


Narrator - Oct 12, 2004 2:09:46 pm PDT #6158 of 10002
The evil is this way?

Exactly! Also, "Dead Weasleys" sounds like a good name for a band.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2004 2:11:43 pm PDT #6159 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The new Weasley family motto: Better dead and red.


Katerina Bee - Oct 12, 2004 2:13:21 pm PDT #6160 of 10002
Herding cats for fun

(puts hands over ears, sings "Star Trek" theme in piercing voice to drown out offensive ideas)


Narrator - Oct 12, 2004 2:16:14 pm PDT #6161 of 10002
The evil is this way?

(Places cotton in ears to drown out "Star Trek" songs, and begins eulogy for Weasleys. Any of them. All of them.)