LA LA LA, I can't hear you LA LA LA. All the Weasleys will be perfectly safe, dagnabit. Harry has to have them to observe family life, SO THERE.
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Yea, but there's so many of them, so just one (or two) dead Weasleys won't be so bad. Besides, then Harry can experience the death of a surrogate family member (or two). It's not as if that's happened before (much).
It'll be character building!
Exactly! Also, "Dead Weasleys" sounds like a good name for a band.
The new Weasley family motto: Better dead and red.
(puts hands over ears, sings "Star Trek" theme in piercing voice to drown out offensive ideas)
(Places cotton in ears to drown out "Star Trek" songs, and begins eulogy for Weasleys. Any of them. All of them.)
Once upon a time, I just looked down and whatever I was wearing, that is what Anita wore. ... Anita wears more T-shirts now just as I do.
M-A-R-Y S-U-E
At what point are you borrowing from yourself to help create a character, and at what point is she a Mary Sue? Because I worry about that, when I write sometimes and I've not written about singing one way or the other yet.