'Life of the Party'
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Sweet Zombie Jesus, I laughed so very much while catching up on this thread.
I'd guess the writer of the fanfic is a teenage girl
You'd hope, but she's been writing dS fic for years and years, in the same inimitable style. She could be a teenager. She could be a middle-aged housewife with three kids. She could even be Victor's ferrets.
It's a crapshoot.
t dances around in joy for having helped make shrift laugh
It was either laugh, or spork my eyes out.
If/when you catch up on natter, shrift... Pay no attention to the funny/embarassing typo I made involving your name, which I erased, but which lovely Plei preserved for you.
Bwahahaha.
Yeah. No attention. None at all.
t flies natterwards
It should be noted that the shrink up because aroused looks about the same as the shrinks up because it's frelling cold, except, of course, that in the latter, the shaft tends to play hide and seek as well.
And as for the whole blue balls issue, it should be noted that unless you are seriously dysfunctional, during REM state you are standing at attention for the duration, so to speak.
::snerk:: Hec. Yeah, I feel like I should be using something like "Hey, baby, I finally have my own room," as a pickup line.
or "replaced the futon"
WHY DO PEOPLE GOTTA BE HATING ON FUTONS???
BECAUSE HE HAD TO SLEEP ON IT DIAGONALLY