It was either laugh, or spork my eyes out.
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
If/when you catch up on natter, shrift... Pay no attention to the funny/embarassing typo I made involving your name, which I erased, but which lovely Plei preserved for you.
Bwahahaha.
Yeah. No attention. None at all.
t flies natterwards
It should be noted that the shrink up because aroused looks about the same as the shrinks up because it's frelling cold, except, of course, that in the latter, the shaft tends to play hide and seek as well.
And as for the whole blue balls issue, it should be noted that unless you are seriously dysfunctional, during REM state you are standing at attention for the duration, so to speak.
::snerk:: Hec. Yeah, I feel like I should be using something like "Hey, baby, I finally have my own room," as a pickup line.
or "replaced the futon"
WHY DO PEOPLE GOTTA BE HATING ON FUTONS???
BECAUSE HE HAD TO SLEEP ON IT DIAGONALLY
My dislike of my futon had only to do with the fact that if forced me to scrunch up.
But it can't have been hate for me, because it's now my couch, instead of my bed, and I still lie on it, and think it makes a perfectly fine surface to rest on, and an attractive piece of furniture in my living room.
BUY A BIGGER FUTON