It should be noted that the shrink up because aroused looks about the same as the shrinks up because it's frelling cold, except, of course, that in the latter, the shaft tends to play hide and seek as well.
And as for the whole blue balls issue, it should be noted that unless you are seriously dysfunctional, during REM state you are standing at attention for the duration, so to speak.
WHY DO PEOPLE GOTTA BE HATING ON FUTONS???
BECAUSE HE HAD TO SLEEP ON IT DIAGONALLY
My dislike of my futon had only to do with the fact that if forced me to scrunch up.
But it can't have been hate for me, because it's now my couch, instead of my bed, and I still lie on it, and think it makes a perfectly fine surface to rest on, and an attractive piece of furniture in my living room.
Well, when I first bought it, I was rather limited in which frames and matresses I could afford.
When I replaced it, the queen sized was only 60 bucks. I couldn't beat that deal.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just love futons, you know? And I get defensive.
t cuddles her two new ones
The futon has a treasured place in the living room, where it makes my apartment look like I actually own furniture, and where I recline on it in front of the TV on a daily basis. My futon, she is loved.