That would be logical, especially considering the distances men are capable of in those fics.
Time to slay. Vampires of the world beware!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 20, 2003 1:34:41 pm PDT #1297 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Sean K - Oct 20, 2003 1:40:04 pm PDT #1298 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
"I'll have you know I've been dressing myself since I was 32!"
::snerk:: Hec. Yeah, I feel like I should be using something like "Hey, baby, I finally have my own room," as a pickup line.
perhaps retiring to a room with a tile floor, ceramic furnishings, and a readily available shower is wise after all.
Hmm... good point, Matt. I mean, the way it's described, it sounds as if Ray is literally shaking back and forth with the violent motion of his whacking.
That's just asking for the stuff to go flying in every conceivable direction.
askye - Oct 20, 2003 1:44:32 pm PDT #1299 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
The writer lets us see into Ray's mind while he and Fraser are having dinner.
All Ray can thinnk about is how hot Fraser is and how much Fraser drives him crazy and how he wants Fraser and needs Fraser. Only less coherent than that. I half expected Ray to lunge across the table, rip Fraser's clothes off, and have his way with him right there.
DCJensen - Oct 20, 2003 1:51:30 pm PDT #1300 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
That's just asking for the stuff to go flying in every conceivable direction.
All I can say is there is good reason an intergalactic traveler always knows where his towel is.
And hopefully washes it frequently.
shrift - Oct 20, 2003 2:53:28 pm PDT #1301 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sweet Zombie Jesus, I laughed so very much while catching up on this thread.
I'd guess the writer of the fanfic is a teenage girl
You'd hope, but she's been writing dS fic for years and years, in the same inimitable style. She could be a teenager. She could be a middle-aged housewife with three kids. She could even be Victor's ferrets.
It's a crapshoot.
Theodosia - Oct 20, 2003 3:05:47 pm PDT #1302 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
t dances around in joy for having helped make shrift laugh
shrift - Oct 20, 2003 3:10:44 pm PDT #1303 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It was either laugh, or spork my eyes out.
Sean K - Oct 20, 2003 3:13:19 pm PDT #1304 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
If/when you catch up on natter, shrift... Pay no attention to the funny/embarassing typo I made involving your name, which I erased, but which lovely Plei preserved for you.
P.M. Marc - Oct 20, 2003 3:14:44 pm PDT #1305 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Bwahahaha.
Yeah. No attention. None at all.
shrift - Oct 20, 2003 3:16:57 pm PDT #1306 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
t flies natterwards