I note that in the good fanfic, I can find examples of both of those. Thank goodness for the good stuff, it gives one faith in fanfic, not to mention humanity and world peace.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Sure, but she probably had the Sox win.
See, Hec, that's because the human lava lamp act? Just not hot to read about.
"His previously low-slung scrotum, wrinkled and hairy, pulled itself taut with his rising excitement, bringing the boys in closer to the base of his cock..."
Yeah. NSM with the hotness, there.
It's not just teenaged guys who make the claim. Well, at least not chronologically teenaged guys.
"His testicles rose to his body, now embracing the heat they generally eschewed."
It's not just teenaged guys who make the claim. Well, at least not chronologically teenaged guys.
But after a while they run out of women who don't know how to say, "You better go over there and beat off then"
My theory was that maybe this pain thing was a condition that developed after years of getting kicked in the groin by women they tried the line on.
That is a pathetic learning curve.
"Then like a timid snail, his balls withdrew into his body in a surge of sexual excitement."
I see the problem.